A-ha's, "Take On Me"
  1. Babes? Yep, that girl getting pulled into the comic book.
  2. Poofy Hair? Is there anyone WITHOUT poofy hair?
  3. Torn Clothing? Two of the band members
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Check the keyboard solo.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? I think so...The singer ditches the leather jacket in the end.
  6. Stage Effects? Almost throughout the entire video, and it cannot be missed unless you are blind!!
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Check the keyboard solo
  8. Storyline? Definately. A somewhat strange one, though.
  9. Cool Automobile? Sorry.
  10. Sunglasses? Don't seem to recall sunglasses either.
Submitted by: Axel
A-ha's, "The Living Daylights"
  1. Babes? As it's a Bond video, it's full of 'em.
  2. Poofy Hair? Check the babes
  3. Torn Clothing? Again, check the babes
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? The beginning is classic '80s cheeseboard
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? The babe is wearing a champagne glass by the end!
  6. Stage Effects? Essentially one big stage effect - lots of water, fire, guns and neon lights
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? That bit at the end (actually in the middle of the 'full' song) where the girl is in the champagne glass
  8. Storyline? Plays almost word-for-word with the song, basically following the love plot of the film
  9. Cool Automobile? An Aston Martin V8 - Best Bond car, best car of the '80s, and looking damn good on a rainy night.
  10. Sunglasses? The size of shop windows! With people dancing in the reflections!
Submitted by: Sam
A-ha's, "Take On Me"
  1. Babes? Yep, the one reading the comic...and is the only one in the video
  2. Poofy Hair? Everyone has poofy hair in this video..
  3. Torn Clothing? After going from real life to comic strip there is bound to be some torn clothes
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? There is a lot of keyboard in the song
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? I think the lead singer changes his clothes at least once
  6. Stage Effects? Hmm, I wouldn't say cheezy but it's kinda neat how they go color to black and white
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? The keyboard does some funky things while the bad guys are chasing Morten and the girl
  8. Storyline? There is definatly some sort of story going on here...
  9. Cool Automobile? Other than magic, the bad guys are on motorcycles
  10. Sunglasses? The main character in the video (the guy) is wearing sunglasses
Submitted by: MaryAnne
ABC's, "King Without A Crown"
  1. Babes? There are some chicks in crowns who appear pretty confident in purple eyeshadow
  2. Poofy Hair? One guy with a big poof, others who use their hair as an accessory to the poofy clothing
  3. Torn Clothing? No, but plenty of polka-dots clothing.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Cheesy guitar work yes, and at one point, the guitarist appears to shoot the guitar at the camera as if it were a gun.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Yes, jackets on...jackets off...jackets on...
  6. Stage Effects? Who can ever forget the amazing spinning throne that flies over Los Angeles?! Clearly a threat to National Security. The landing pad for the spinning throne is a swimming pool with a backdrop of moon and stars that allows the band to jump off the throne and dance around in space.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Yes, supplemented with a wicked harmonica part.
  8. Storyline? The lead singers fly over Los Angeles. The chicks in the crown take over the throne and land it in the pool. Then the lead singers regain custody of the flying, spinning throne and watch the LA sunset. All of this takes one day since it was dark, then light, then dark again. All the while, an odd man who doesn't sing (poof hair) lingers with a crown thing cupped in his hands as if it were a bird of some sort. Then at the end, it flies away.
  9. Cool Automobile? The spinning throne is used for all transportation.
  10. Sunglasses? No, but would have clashed with the crown.
Submitted by: Kitsa
AC/DC's, "You Shook Me All Night Long"
  1. Babes? check out the babes on bikes
  2. Poofy Hair? Check out the babes on bikes
  3. Torn Clothing? check out the babes on bikes and on the babe on the ridding bull
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? hell no! this is AC/DC were talking about.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? I think the girls change once
  6. Stage Effects? does angus count as a visual effect? he should
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? This is Angus young and AC/DC were talking about! enough said
  8. Storyline? Brian Johnson goes to the pharmacy to pick up some protection if you know what I mean, comes home and his wife has a big surprise for him. she is now a tramp. which is a good thing
  9. Cool Automobile? do the bikes count?
  10. Sunglasses? I think one of the girls has some on.
Submitted by: Brian
Aerosmith's, "Rag Doll"
  1. Babes? the chicks in the windows,coming out of the houses
  2. Poofy Hair? joe perry, and steve tylar i think
  3. Torn Clothing? don't think so
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? no
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? joe perry the clothes he was wearing on stage to the street, steve tylar does the same thing too
  6. Stage Effects? i think there was some lights
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? the guitar solo, and the beginning was awesome
  8. Storyline? its about a chick who sleeps with the band
  9. Cool Automobile? steve was driving a corba
  10. Sunglasses? steve was wearing some
Submitted by: amber
Alice Cooper's, "Poison"
  1. Babes? Two babes, one blonde one dark haired.
  2. Poofy Hair? Alices' 'Mullet' is poofy.
  3. Torn Clothing? Alice always wears torn/ripped clothing.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Yup! In the bridge section.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Alice removes leather jacket.
  6. Stage Effects? Sand bouncing off drums, pennants flapping in wind, surreal blue background.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Wild guitars and drums.
  8. Storyline? Kinda sorta poisoning story, that backfires.
  9. Cool Automobile? Shucks!, no cars, just a kind of frame that victims are tied to.
  10. Sunglasses? Drummer wears shades I think.
Submitted by: Simon Kean
Arcadia's, "The Flame"
  1. Babes? Yeah, Simon walks in with one at the beginning, and there's one at the end of the video too.
  2. Poofy Hair? Um, I don't know what John Taylor had on his head when he filmed his cameo in this video, but it was Huge!
  3. Torn Clothing? Simon gets his pants chewed up by a salivating dog.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Nick Rhodes ain't cheesy at all, but there are definitely synths!
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Nick wears a suit for most of the video, but he dons a Sherlock Holmes coat and hat on the train.
  6. Stage Effects? A bookshelf turns around, Simon drops through the floor more than once, and Nick, Simon, and some girl fall to the ground, only to rise quickly up.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Howling dogs accompany the keyboards in the song's intro.
  8. Storyline? There is a weird party that Simon goes to, and Nick tortures him the entire time.
  9. Cool Automobile? Simon flies through a window while swinging on a rope.
  10. Sunglasses? There could be sunglasses, but Simon wears glasses, and the chick at the end of the video has a blindfold on. There's so much going on in this video, it's hard to tell really.
Submitted by: Katie
Areosmith's, "Love In An Elvator"
  1. Babes? the chick in the elevator, the 2 chicks change from them things in the store window
  2. Poofy Hair? i'm sure there was
  3. Torn Clothing? i'm sure they did
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? no
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? were they are in the store to on stage
  6. Stage Effects? they go from store to stage,and the solo from on top of the elvator
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? joe perry
  8. Storyline? doing it in an elvator
  9. Cool Automobile? no cars
  10. Sunglasses? i can't rember
Submitted by: amber
Asia's, "Don't Cry"
  1. Babes? Yes sir. The evil Goddess/siren that abuses each band member throughout the video
  2. Poofy Hair? Yes......not so much the band, but our evil siren again
  3. Torn Clothing? Geoff Downes has some tattered stuff on while searching the desert for the Alpha Pyramid.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? No. Very majestic in sound. Magical.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Yes..our siren once again. A disguise to trick our fellow Asians.
  6. Stage Effects? The whole video is a B movie tribute to "Raiders of the Lost Ark" Lot's a goodies in the video.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Yes. The song has some great riffs by both guitar and keyboards.
  8. Storyline? The 4 members of Asia (John Wetton, Steve Howe, Geoff Downes, and Carl Palmer are in Egypt in the 1940's. They are looking for a Pyramid that must contain some kind of treasure. Each one meets his demise (except Wetton...who seems to fall for the siren) at the end of the video. The very end sees Wetton walking away from the disguised siren while his fellow bands mates watch. It's almost like a foreshadowing of things to come for the other 3. The end of the video is really the beginning. Quinten Tarrintino eat your heart out!
  9. Cool Automobile? No....but some very cool sets of a bar set in Egypt during the 1940's complete with Natzi's, a jungle, a desert, and a very cool pyramid taken right from Asia's second album cover ALPHA.
  10. Sunglasses? No...but they probably could have used them during the desert and jungle scenes.
Submitted by: Art
B-52's's, "Love Shack"
  1. Babes? 2 babes...in the The band...and all the extras
  2. Poofy Hair? The gals and the blokes
  3. Torn Clothing? When theyre on the mics
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? I believe so.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Yeah...the pink and then the yellow....
  6. Stage Effects? naag
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? drums
  8. Storyline? Theres a little shack where people get funky
  9. Cool Automobile? The chrystler...as big as a whale...its apt to set sail
  10. Sunglasses? yea
Submitted by: Brianne
Bad Sistahs's, "Struggle Buggy Boogie"
  1. Babes? I can count 5: Bobina, Tina, Patina, Homey Gina, Nina and Zena.
  2. Poofy Hair? Tina has poofy-Tina Turner hair
  3. Torn Clothing? Patina's too big for her dress and so she is busting out all over!
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? the gals jump around on a giant keyboard. mmmm....
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Homey Gina takes off one of her many layers of baggy clothes (striptease for me baby!)
  6. Stage Effects? strobe lights
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Homey Gina raps
  8. Storyline? VH1 Behind the Music
  9. Cool Automobile? Struggle Buggy
  10. Sunglasses? Tina and Patina wear sunglasses
Submitted by: Cynthia Davis
Beaste Boys's, "No Sleep Till Brooklyn"
  1. Babes? The female dancer, the girls at the audience
  2. Poofy Hair? The Beastie Boys (with wigs), the groupies, etc.
  3. Torn Clothing? The "hair band stlye" clothes the Beastie Boys wore to get the gig.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? None.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? The Beastie Boys' '80's hip hop clothes to hair band fashion
  6. Stage Effects? Zooms, the "explosion" at the end when they were trying to open a safe
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? The guitar solo. The video featured a gorilla playing it.
  8. Storyline? The Beastie Boys wanted to play a gig, but the owner told them that he only wants rock music. They dressed up like a hair band (like Poison, Motley Crue, etc.) and finally got the gig. And poking fun of the typical hair band video on stage, which were very popular at the time.
  9. Cool Automobile? None. Strangely, are the part of the hip hop & rock video cliche'.
  10. Sunglasses? Some of the audience members wore some.
Submitted by: Music Video Nut
Beastie Boys's, "Fight For Your Right (To Party)"
  1. Babes? A whole party full of them.
  2. Poofy Hair? Most of the "babes" had poofy hair.
  3. Torn Clothing? The nerd's clothes were torn up after they dragged him into the bathroom.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Not seen or heard in the video.....but I'm sure the nerd must have had one in his room! ;)
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Not during the vid.....but I'm sure after that pie fight EVERYONE changed clothes.
  6. Stage Effects? Wildly partying young adults and flying pies.....whate else does a video need?
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Wild, but short, guitar solo mid-song.
  8. Storyline? Nerd's parents go out for the night. Beastie Boys & pals crash nerd's little party and basically destroy the nerd's house.
  9. Cool Automobile? None to be seen.
  10. Sunglasses? Mike D. wears them throughout the video, and I think a couple of the bikers had some on as well.
Submitted by: Lesley
Big Country's, "In a Big Country"
  1. Babes? Yeah, and she beats the crap out of the band.
  2. Poofy Hair? On the lead singer (more spiky) and the babe.
  3. Torn Clothing? Again, on the babe.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? You don't see them, but they're there.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? They change into freakin' Scuba gear, work cloths, and stage clothes.
  6. Stage Effects? Burning building, flares...
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Three words: Bagpipe Sounding Guitars
  8. Storyline? The lads are on a quest to retreive a box. Who knows what's in the box. Drugs? Gold? The holy grail? Anyway, it's obviously important, because they ride around on ATVs, go diving, and scale a cliff to get it.
  9. Cool Automobile? Pontoon boat, jetski, ATVs
  10. Sunglasses? Here's the only omission -- but the babe DOES use binoculars. I say that counts.
Submitted by: ScoopKW
Billy Idol's, "Hot in the City"
  1. Babes? Yes riding on the motorcycle with billy.
  2. Poofy Hair? Yeah kinda spiked
  3. Torn Clothing? Yes, he got a confederate flag shirt that's ripped on chest.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? I didn't see no keyboard.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Yes the one on the motorcycle part and the one when he was in the building.
  6. Stage Effects? I seen two when he punched a hole in the wall and showed his face over the town.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Steve Stevens guitar
  8. Storyline? Kinda he riding through new york and standing in a window yelling new york.
  9. Cool Automobile? A motorcycle
  10. Sunglasses? Yes, when he was riding the motorcyclce
Submitted by: Clay Morris
Bobby Brown's, "My Prerrogative"
  1. Babes? Many backup babes playing instruments
  2. Poofy Hair? Bobby's hair was kinda poofy!
  3. Torn Clothing? His clothes looks torn! Don't they?
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Thoughout the whole song!!!
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? I think there is a change in clothes...Not sure...
  6. Stage Effects? He is on the stage... The elevator he takes down to the stage is considered a special effect...
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? There's a break in the song where is talks for awhile...
  8. Storyline? He gets out of his car takes an elevator down to the stage and jams!
  9. Cool Automobile? The car skretches at the beginning...
  10. Sunglasses? Bobby is wearing sunglasses at the beginning of the video when he gets out of the car...
Submitted by: Dan
Bon Jovi's, "Lay Your Hands On Me"
  1. Babes? Plenty of babes!
  2. Poofy Hair? All of them have poofy hair... He he...
  3. Torn Clothing? Ripped jeans....
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Hmmm.... Not cheesy... Pretty cool keyboards....
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Towards The End...
  6. Stage Effects? The sparks flying at the start of the main guitar riff....
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Wild solo alright!!!
  8. Storyline? All Jovi songs are stories...
  9. Cool Automobile? Nope... Plenty of babes to ride though.. He he...
  10. Sunglasses? Jon at the start....
Submitted by: Randev
Bon Jovi's, "Living On A Prayer"
  1. Babes? Ok, like the whole audince is chicks.
  2. Poofy Hair? Umm, we're talking about Bon Jovi (the greatest Band) of course they had poofy hair, they wouldnt be bon jovi without poofy hair!
  3. Torn Clothing? Umm, yeah, like 5 changes of torn clothing.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Yup.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Like 5
  6. Stage Effects? Yup, good effects!
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Oh yeah, Go Richie!!
  8. Storyline? Yep, Tommy and Gina are gonna make it through the hard times.
  9. Cool Automobile? Umm, no, but they don't need it, they're bon jovi!
  10. Sunglasses? Of Course!
Submitted by: Jen
The Breakfast Club's, "Right On Track (1987)"
  1. Babes? There are three, although they are dressed as chickens.
  2. Poofy Hair? Actually, the boys are disappointingly clean cut.
  3. Torn Clothing? Again, too clean cut.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? It has about two of these, one being played by dismembered hands, connected to the body of the instrumentalist by fluro slinkies.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Geez, these guys need a new fashion consultant!
  6. Stage Effects? This is where it makes up for all it lacks. There are too many to mention.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? VERY cool synth riff.
  8. Storyline? It has one, although it is hard to find amonst all the hype. I think it's got something to do with getting one's life back on course.
  9. Cool Automobile? A Corvette with leopard print fenders and dalmation/zebra print interior comes crashing through a wall.
  10. Sunglasses? They are all wearing them at some point. The lead pulls out a pair in the last chorus and puts them on in that "I'm too cool for words" style.
Submitted by: Daniel Raffaele
Buggles's, "Video Killed the Radio Star"
  1. Babes? The woman in the tube.
  2. Poofy Hair? Definitely.
  3. Torn Clothing? Nope.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Yes. Very cheesy. Guys piano-synching
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Actually, there are about 3.
  6. Stage Effects? A whole lot of explosions.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Kind of. There's some at many various points in the song.
  8. Storyline? Kind of.
  9. Cool Automobile? No.
  10. Sunglasses? Yes. The lead singer wears them throughout the video.
Submitted by: Laslo Denitrix
The Cars's, "Shake It Up"
  1. Babes? Three, actually. Two brunettes and a blonde.
  2. Poofy Hair? The blonde babe had it.
  3. Torn Clothing? Not sure. I think a babe and/or bandmember had torn jeans.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Yes, but I don't think they're cheesy. Most people would.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Yes, after they're done in the car, they dance around with all the people and I am 90% sure they change clothes.
  6. Stage Effects? None that I can think of.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Yeah, guitar solo at the end when they keep saying "Shake it up" over and over.
  8. Storyline? They pick up a bunch of people who have shaking items. Like a granny with a bell, a blonde babe with a snowglobe, then they drive around shaking things in a convertible and having fun.
  9. Cool Automobile? DUH! The awesome red convertible they all drive in!!!!!
  10. Sunglasses? I think the lead singer wears them.
Submitted by: Kat
Cinderella's, "Shake Me"
  1. Babes? The apron wearing babe A "Cinderella", the story not the band, type character. And the two not-so-ugly step sisters.
  2. Poofy Hair? Everybody!!! Cinderella, the audience, & the main characters of the video.
  3. Torn Clothing? The band Cinderella & the girl wearing slits on her dress (see #5)
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? None.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? When the 'Cinderella' type character's clothes chages from a apron with regular clothes to a sexy dress with slits on.
  6. Stage Effects? When the band came "alive" from the poster.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? A typical hair band guitar solo.
  8. Storyline? The "Cinderella" character's step sisters doesn't want her to go to the Cinderella concert and wants her to stay at home to do more chores. (Sounds familiar?) She lays on her bed until the band Cinderella comes "alive" from her poster & brings her onstage of their show. The step sisters, obiviously, become jealous. The band takes her to their limo at the end. Much like the fairy tale, but without a pumpkin, curfew & Fairy Godmother. Plus, a non traditional ending.
  9. Cool Automobile? A limosine
  10. Sunglasses? The "Step Sisters" wore them throughout the video. Though they look more "new wave" than "hair metal", IMO.
Submitted by: Music Video Nut
Corey Hart's, "Sunglasses at Night"
  1. Babes? Corey!(and for guys that police officer)
  2. Poofy Hair? The extras in the jail.
  3. Torn Clothing? That shirt he wears.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Not really cheesey, but some keyboards are played.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? He has first black shoes and red ones.
  6. Stage Effects? Well... his shades go on and off magically.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? The begining.
  8. Storyline? Some sort of story is going on.
  9. Cool Automobile? For a second a motorcycle is in the background.
  10. Sunglasses? Hello look at the song's name, who DOESN'T wear shades?
Submitted by: Sabrina Sebens
Corey Hart's, "Sunglasses at Night"
  1. Babes? Check. Several babes, most of whom are jailers (see #8).
  2. Poofy Hair? Check. Babes from #1 all have poofy hair, of course.
  3. Torn Clothing? Check. Corey's shirt sleeve is ripped.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Check. You can't see them, but you sure can hear them, from the moment the music starts.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Check. Every time his sunglasses appear and disappear, it's like a whole new outfit. Plus you don't get to see his nice pointy red shoes until halfway through.
  6. Stage Effects? Check. Corey disappears and re-appears constantly.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Check. Guitar (or keyboard sounding like guitar??) wails at the end.
  8. Storyline? Check. He's pursuing some babe (see #1) and then gets hauled off to jail? Or something??
  9. Cool Automobile? Technically no. But teleportation is a pretty cool method of transportation, no?
  10. Sunglasses? Um, check.
Submitted by: LAX213
Cyndi Lauper's, "She Bop"
  1. Babes? Cyndi of course, plus the waitress at the beginning, any of the female "clones", plus female members of the SWAT team (tho they're kinda old)
  2. Poofy Hair? Cyndi's teased out, rainbow hair
  3. Torn Clothing? Cyndi's thrift clothes are usually torn in one or two places, Captain Lou Albano's striped shirt is torn in the front as well
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? No cheesy keyboards, but a "whistle along here" insturmental portion with someone whistling (Cyndi?) on the track
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Cyndi goes from bustier, gold lame' pants with a slit s up the side skirt, loads of belts (including one with spent ammo shells on it) and hat (with the usual piles of cheap jewlery) to a white tuxedo, lots of rhinestone/pearl jewlery, tophat, cane and blind man glasses.
  6. Stage Effects? Cyndi becomes animated during the chase scene, dissolve/fade effects on a blue screen when Cyndi segueways from Burger Clone to the Frank Sinatra dance number
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Insturmental portion during animation includes a "whistle along here" section, as well as breaking glass sound effects.
  8. Storyline? Cyndi goes to a burger place but the SWAT team tries to arrest her for "bopping", so she hops in the side car of a bad boy's motorcycle and he takes her for a wild ride.
  9. Cool Automobile? Motorcycles (including one with a side car that cyndi rides), vintage 1950s car w/fins, SWAT team Jeep
  10. Sunglasses? Cyndi wears blind person glasses (black smoked lenses) during the big dance number (from the line in the song "They say I'd better stop or I'll go blind")
Submitted by: Chris Savas
Cyndi Lauper's, "Girls Just Want To Have Fun"
  1. Babes? CYNDI LAUPER and can i pls also say her friends too!!!!!
  2. Poofy Hair? Cyndi's low colours orange-redish hair
  3. Torn Clothing? Yes,her outfits,the gliteering pinkish rose dress and jewellry accessories,+ her last one appearing right through the video.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? In the beginning as she moves fast across the brick wall.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Her pyjama safari costume then her 50's red dress
  6. Stage Effects? the clourful bubble fizzy drink effects of her and her friends in the interlude
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? the electronic computer keyboard sound in the interlude.
  8. Storyline? A troubled teenager out from last night's party roams back into brooklyn (her home),to come and confront her parents from the nite out,she had.She endlessly gets in a lot of trouble ,getting her father abusing verbally the mother and she invites her friends to crash into her room 4 some party.
  9. Cool Automobile? The boy on the bike,who seems like he was delivering the newspaper.
  10. Sunglasses? Yep,when cyndi & her friends are outside in front of the waterfeature putting on some funky glasses one by one.
Submitted by: Tasi T
Cyndi Lauper's, "Time after Time"
  1. Babes? Cyndi
  2. Poofy Hair? Cyndi's big, red anf yellow hair
  3. Torn Clothing? Cyndi's Boyfriend's Jeans
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? I think so
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Three different outfits at least
  6. Stage Effects? The faded image of someone sweeping appears in a shop doorway, and then vanishes again when Cyndi reaches out to touch it.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? A strange instrument in the gap between the chorus and second verse
  8. Storyline? Cyndi leaving her boyfriend and moving back in with her Mom, then moving out and leaving on a train while she is crying.
  9. Cool Automobile? The train?
  10. Sunglasses? At the start, as Cyndi walks into a diner
Submitted by: Nathan
Cyndi Lauper's, "She Bop"
  1. Babes? Cyndi Lauper
  2. Poofy Hair? Cyndi's poofy wild Orange hair
  3. Torn Clothing? Of course
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Most early Cyndi songs have this
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Yes, from wearing wild multi-colored clothes to a white suit and top hat.
  6. Stage Effects? It turns into a cartoon
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Probably
  8. Storyline? Yeah, I won't go into it cause it's kind of gross.
  9. Cool Automobile? Cyndi rides with a guy on his motorcycle, and has a classic car herself.
  10. Sunglasses? She wears them at the end, ya know, when she goes blind.
Submitted by: Blake Roberts
DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince's, "Parents Just Don't Understand"
  1. Babes? The girl Will Smith picks up
  2. Poofy Hair? The mother, the girl, the little sister
  3. Torn Clothing? Some jeans an extra worn.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? The beat (Which runs throughout the song)
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? The cool clothes from 1988, outdated '60's clothes.
  6. Stage Effects? Smoke machine (during car scene), scenary changes
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? DJ Jazzy Jeff's "riffs"
  8. Storyline? This video goes excatly what the song states. It starts off with his first day of school that he has to wear outdated clothes that his parents bought him. The second verse is about Will Smith borrowing his parents car while their in vacation & the car ends up towed.
  9. Cool Automobile? The Porsche
  10. Sunglasses? When Will Smith is in the porsche.
Submitted by: Music Video Nut
David Lee Roth's, "Just A Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody"
  1. Babes? C'mon...It was Roth's followup to California Girls! He had Vanna White game show types, many nurses,
  2. Poofy Hair? Dave's hair was poofy and wild!!!
  3. Torn Clothing? At one point someone tears his pants off or at least pulls them down!
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Questionable...But there was a lot of cheesy dialogue and costumes...
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Several costume changes for Dave
  6. Stage Effects? There's an explosion in the video
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Yes...when he's leading the Daverize class!
  8. Storyline? Dave daydreams about what it would be like to create his own video to view on "Dave TV"
  9. Cool Automobile? Can't remember...I think a car is seen...
  10. Sunglasses? Definitely...
Submitted by: Dan
David Lee Roth's, "California Girls"
  1. Babes? It's "California Girls", so naturally it's off the babe scale!
  2. Poofy Hair? With lots of babes come lots of hair, not to mention DLR's hair!
  3. Torn Clothing? What cloth there is on the ladies seems to be pretty ragged, and Dave isn't known for neat clothing either.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? You can't see them, but you can definitely hear them.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Clothes, clothes and more clothes.
  6. Stage Effects? Lots of cool camera pans and closeups in "strategic" areas.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Jangly synth version of the Beach Boys' surf solo.
  8. Storyline? Dave is "Your Guide", enough said!
  9. Cool Automobile? Plenty of those too, don't know what kind, I was too busy looking at er... other things.
  10. Sunglasses? Dave must have kept Bausch & Lomb in business through the 80's!
Submitted by: ChrisPC
Debbie Gibson's, "We Could Be Together"
  1. Babes? Debbie Gibson,She's quite a hottie in this video.
  2. Poofy Hair? Everybody,especially the original teen queen.
  3. Torn Clothing? Some of the extras wore ripped jeans. Deb probably wore some ripped jeans in this video, I'm not sure.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Her keyboard player. Yes, Debbie Gibson had a keyboard player.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Debs wore about 5 out fits in the video. A leather jacket,tie dye shirt,white off shoulder shirt,etc.
  6. Stage Effects? Different "zooms", camera angles,and scenes similar to DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? A guitar solo. Not like Eddie Van Halen or Slash,but it was worth it.
  8. Storyline? None. It had an intro with a bus driver giving out strict rules about being on the bus and ended with Deb & her friends running over the bus driver. (He wasn't hurt.)
  9. Cool Automobile? Deb's actual '50's convertable.
  10. Sunglasses? One of the extras wore sunglasses.
Submitted by: Jose Ramos
Def Leppard's, "Rock of Ages"
  1. Babes? Yep, there are at least two
  2. Poofy Hair? Sav and Steve and the random woman in hand cuffs
  3. Torn Clothing? yes,Joe's top on the boat thingy
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? umm no but there is in some of there other songs
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? yes all the band chang there clothes at some point
  6. Stage Effects? when isn't there effects?
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? well yeah! the riffmasters' in this band
  8. Storyline? yeah but god knows what it is
  9. Cool Automobile? i'm sure there is one but i just can't think of it
  10. Sunglasses? probably there's always someone wearing them
Submitted by: Rachel
Depeche Mode's, "Master And Servant"
  1. Babes? It's Got Several, A few cleaning the house at the beginning, one lipsyncing martin's part, and the ones in the cool cars at the end.
  2. Poofy Hair? Martin's hair would probably count as poofy
  3. Torn Clothing? the workers
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Theyre not cheesy, but depeche mode would be an a capella group without them
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? dave goes from a leather jacket to a cardigan
  6. Stage Effects? two or three scenes at once, spinning the view, and playing it backwards, only to name a few
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? yeah there is a keyboard solo in the end
  8. Storyline? not really, just the band haning from chains, polititians, workers and housewives from the 50's, and a wedding scene
  9. Cool Automobile? at the end two of the babes are displaying the car
  10. Sunglasses? i dont think so
Submitted by: Earl
Depeche Mode's, "Halo"
  1. Babes? 2 circus dancers,plus a juggling girl who's the object of both Gore & Gahan's affections.
  2. Poofy Hair? Gore-his hair is wicked!
  3. Torn Clothing? Gahan in torn jeans (mmm) and the two jugglers(Gore and the girl)in cool,checkered clown get-ups.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? keyboards are significant in the music,but they're not cheesy!
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Well,since this is a circus scene,there are a few costume changes.
  6. Stage Effects? Fake rain,transition from day to night in one shot.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? No wild instrumental..just a WILDER instrumental!
  8. Storyline? A girl must decide between a contorting circus performer(Gahan) or her juggling partner (Gore).
  9. Cool Automobile? Caravans-the ultimate circusmobile!
  10. Sunglasses? Gahan looking very nice in black sunnies.
Submitted by: cordelia
Depeche Mode's, "Strangelove"
  1. Babes? Two babes
  2. Poofy Hair? Martin and the two girls have poofy hair
  3. Torn Clothing? Erm well, one of the girls takes her clothes off, so yeah...
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? There are keyboards and I don't think they're cheesy, but call them cheesy if you want ;)
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Not really
  6. Stage Effects? Erm ... the parts where Dave is dancing show some moving backgrounds ... and there are a few cartoons
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? The intro ^^ erm, no, not really, but the intro is such a cool keyboard part/solo
  8. Storyline? Hmmm ... the guys pick up two random models/bitches XD honestly, I don't get the story
  9. Cool Automobile? There is a car driving in the background
  10. Sunglasses? Yeessssss, all four of them wear sunglasses
Submitted by: Danielle
Depeche Mode's, "Behind The Wheel"
  1. Babes? The girl who picks Dave up
  2. Poofy Hair? Martin Gore has poofy hair
  3. Torn Clothing? Yes
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Andrew playing keyboards , its depeche mode their music consists of keyboards.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Yes
  6. Stage Effects? Color change
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Yes
  8. Storyline? Yes
  9. Cool Automobile? The girls moped
  10. Sunglasses? Yes, Dave Gahan has sunglasses on
Submitted by: Katie Hansen
Devo's, "Whip It"
  1. Babes? Yep two yuppie/cowgirl babes, one crosseyed Chinese woman with a gun and the girl having her clothes whipped off.
  2. Poofy Hair? Yes the yuppie babes have poofy hair as well as the one getting whipped.
  3. Torn Clothing? I guess clothes being whipped off get torn. The band should get honorable mention in the clothing criteria for their really weird hats.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Most definitely. The synth line goes repititiously like beee-bah-booo.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Losing clothes due to repititious whipping might count.
  6. Stage Effects? Not many. It was about the cheapest video ever made.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Not really.
  8. Storyline? Yuppie/cowboys go to dinner at a plastic log cabin while S&M rituals take place.
  9. Cool Automobile? No.
  10. Sunglasses? Yes some of the band members wear sunglasses.
Submitted by: Jeff
Dio's, "Rainbow in the Dark"
  1. Babes? A kind of chubby british chick and I guess the painting of a chick in a salon window might count
  2. Poofy Hair? It's Dio nuff said
  3. Torn Clothing? Not that I can remember
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Rainbow in the Dark need I say more?
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Nope
  6. Stage Effects? Different camara angles to show what the man is thinking his "Demons"
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Vivian Campell's guitar solo gotta love it!
  8. Storyline? Your lost to your own perverted mind "you've been left on your own like a rainbow in the dark"
  9. Cool Automobile? Not in a Dio video that's ZZ TOP's department
  10. Sunglasses? Not that I can remember
Submitted by: Hellion
Dio's, "Rock and Roll Children"
  1. Babes? The teenage girl that is the focus of the storyline.
  2. Poofy Hair? Dio hasn't the poofiest of all of them.
  3. Torn Clothing? The teenage girl has a torn sleeveless shirt on.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? No keyboards.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? The two teenagers see themselves in a bunch of different scenarios that they don't want to be in and change clothes to match the scene.
  6. Stage Effects? The whole video is an effect. They go into a wardrobe and end up in Dio's pyschoticland.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Massive guitar riffs
  8. Storyline? The teenage boy and girl are struggling through to find their true identies.
  9. Cool Automobile? Car parked outside of Dio's store.
  10. Sunglasses? Someone had them on, I'm sure of it!
Submitted by: Rosie
Dire Straits's, "Money For Nothing"
  1. Babes? One appears on Mtv!
  2. Poofy Hair? Mark Knopfler got some kind of puffy poofy hair do!
  3. Torn Clothing? When appearing on stage, the band doesnt wear any kind of torn clothing but their taste is so bad, that we could count their clothes as "torn"!
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Oh no! I can hear that stupid wavey keyboard sound! Stop it!!!
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? No. Their onstage. They cant take their clothes on while performing! Only Ozzy does that!
  6. Stage Effects? A lot! the stupid glowing colors and the 3D thing were very HOT back in the 80s!
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Of course! Knopflers crazy guitar playing!
  8. Storyline? Some 3D guys...trying to do something with home devises...Never got that point...
  9. Cool Automobile? No cool vehicle..only some microwave ovens...kitchens....refrigerators and ... color TVs!!! Can you believe that! C O L O R TVs!!!!!! So COOL!!!!
  10. Sunglasses? No sunglasses at night! Only Corey Hart does that!
Submitted by: Paul Evereign
Dolly Dots's, "What A Night"
  1. Babes? All the five girls (once they where with six babes)
  2. Poofy Hair? Of course, the Dolly dots where famous about there hair thing
  3. Torn Clothing? No, but pretty cool
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? I think so
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Yep there leather jackets underground, and there black clotes while you see there faces
  6. Stage Effects? At the end with the glitter snow
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? In the middle
  8. Storyline? They just wanna party
  9. Cool Automobile? No
  10. Sunglasses? Maybe one off the dancers
Submitted by: Fito
Don Henley's, "Boys of Summer"
  1. Babes? Its got 2! The beach babe running with the dude on the beach and a teenage chick in her bedroom.
  2. Poofy Hair? Don has it every time he's on camera in this vid
  3. Torn Clothing? guess you could say the teenage girl has close to 'torn' shirt
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Not actually seen in vid. but the song has really cool keyboard/synth sound
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Yes, from beach clothes, to office clothes, to winter jacket Henley wears
  6. Stage Effects? Just absoluetly amazing how the editing worked. Seemless transistion into new scenes with out missing a beat (literally). Pretty good fade ins and fade outs
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? refer to answer #4
  8. Storyline? Yes, very much so. A noir tale of lost love seen through the eyes of Henley, an alcholic business man, the teenage girl, young drummer boy, and running on the beach duo
  9. Cool Automobile? Agian not seen, but plays a crucial role as Henley's feet were strapped to the bottom of a truck bed for his scenes. Speakers were installed above the cab to help him keep track of which verse to lip synch
  10. Sunglasses? There is this women in a beach house (by a pool) early in the vid. If memory serves me right, she wore a pair
Submitted by: Brady Castleberry
Don Johnson's, "Heartbeat"
  1. Babes? Besides Don himself, there's a few babes in & out of this vid.
  2. Poofy Hair? Dweezil Zappa. Nuff said.
  3. Torn Clothing? Hard to spot, but there's a scene in which Don carries a kid amid gunfire where his vest is clearly ripped at the shoulder.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? They're there, hard to hear, but there's a keyboardist onstage in case there was any doubt.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Tons.
  6. Stage Effects? Lots...there's a war story that plays like a background film in this video.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Dweezil goes wild.
  8. Storyline? Aforementioned war story...I think this was part of a longer concept piece on home video as well.
  9. Cool Automobile? Cars throughout, also a helicopter.
  10. Sunglasses? It's Don Johnson after all! Actually, only near the very beginning is he wearing them in a short street scene.
Submitted by: Bruno
Duran Duran's, "Hungry Like the Wolf"
  1. Babes? The tiger chick, and the babes that the rest of the band hooks up with in the middle.
  2. Poofy Hair? Duran Duran = poofy hair.
  3. Torn Clothing? When he's crossing the river.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? If you take out his voice and the awesome guitar riffs, its all cheesy keyboard.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? He loses his hat multiple times.
  6. Stage Effects? Some slow motion when he finally catches her, and alot of recycled scenes.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? The guitar has a pretty sweet solo when there's no lyrics.
  8. Storyline? He's chasing some jungle woman he met at a party, finally gets her in the end sort of.
  9. Cool Automobile? A pretty sick canoe.
  10. Sunglasses? In the beginning when he's sitting at the table.
Submitted by: Charles
Duran Duran's, "Lonely In Your Nightmare"
  1. Babes? The latina woman who appears throughout the video.
  2. Poofy Hair? 1/2 of the video was filmed in 1982, the other 1/2 was in 1983. Lots of huge hair to go around those 2 years.
  3. Torn Clothing? No torn clothing but a lot of bed lining being pulled and slept in.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Lots of natural instruments in this song but near the end you can hear Nick's keyboard whale on for a bit.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? As stated above, since the video was shot over the span of two years they appear VERY different in some shots (w/ differenct clothes).
  6. Stage Effects? No effects, just some BAD lighting near the end with simon near the beach.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? A bit of Nick Rhodes and John Taylor doing a sombre solo of bass and keyboards.
  8. Storyline? A woman keeps appearing to members of the band, Simon follows her and tries to be with her.
  9. Cool Automobile? Lots of moving objects in the "busy market scene"
  10. Sunglasses? No sunglasses but near the end each member of the band looks into the camera in black and white.
Submitted by: David L
Duran Duran's, "Hungry Like the Wolf"
  1. Babes? There was the one that the singer was chasing and the babes that the other band mates were with.
  2. Poofy Hair? Of course. I don't know their names but the one with the tight red pants had the most poofy hair.
  3. Torn Clothing? The singer's clothes are clearly ripped in the back by the time he reaches the girl.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? It's a Duran Duran song.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? The other band members change from khakis to dress clothes for a shot of a party.
  6. Stage Effects? Well there is not much, but there is that one transition where the screen looks like it's being ripped up. I guess that's a visual effect.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? I guess not. The closest thing would be the part in the middle where it goes "Hungry like the wolf... pant pant pant" and it gets kind of trippy. But that's not wild.
  8. Storyline? Uh... A man is chasing after a girl, stalking her wolf-style through the jungle. They finally meet, she scratches her, and then they get in on in the bushes.
  9. Cool Automobile? Well, not exactly cool but he was riding in a neat canoe.
  10. Sunglasses? He is very clearly wearing glasses when you first see him.
Submitted by: dave
Duran Duran's, "Hungry Like the Wolf"
  1. Babes? The jungle babe Simon encounters
  2. Poofy Hair? John's hair could be considered poofy
  3. Torn Clothing? Simon's shirt
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Duran Duran. Do the math.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Only if you count Simon's jacket.
  6. Stage Effects? When Simon comes out of the water perfectly dry.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? The "rat-tat-tat" drum fill.
  8. Storyline? Simon in the jungle. John, Andy, Roger, and Nick looking for Simon.
  9. Cool Automobile? The outrigger canoe Simon uses on the river
  10. Sunglasses? When we first see Simon Le Bon, he takes off his sunglasses.
Submitted by: Eugol Dlareg
Duran Duran's, "Is There Somthing I Should Know?"
  1. Babes? not realy,just showing clips in their previous videos with babes
  2. Poofy Hair? no,but jhon defintly has,not that much,they all look handsome good-looking men
  3. Torn Clothing? no,100% smartly dressed
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? not on this video,they don't play instruments in this video.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? yeah john,andy,nick wear army suits
  6. Stage Effects? alot,stripes,clips of their previous video,and a baby looking at their earlier videos.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? not realy
  8. Storyline? it doesn't have a story realy.
  9. Cool Automobile? no.this video has cool graphics
  10. Sunglasses? no,they all look normal and smartly dressed.
Submitted by: zara
Duran Duran's, "Save A Prayer"
  1. Babes? Some babes, but they are fairly modest.
  2. Poofy Hair? Nick and John are pretty poofy until they get wet about 2/3 of the way through.
  3. Torn Clothing? The Sri Lankans do, but not the band.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Not once in my life can I recall Nick or his keyboards being cheesy.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? A few - they have to get dressed up to go to the temple at the end
  6. Stage Effects? The whole thing was shot in SRI LANKA, for cryin' out loud! It's one big effect. The temple and the elephants were nice.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Andy's solo about halfway through, but it's more celestial than wild.
  8. Storyline? Generally romping around on the beach. See a temple.
  9. Cool Automobile? Elephants, not cars.
  10. Sunglasses? Don't recall...I think Andy wears them
Submitted by: Amy Engelsdorfer
Duran Duran's, "Nightboat"
  1. Babes? None, unless you think the zombies are hot!
  2. Poofy Hair? Of course someone has poofy hair it's Duran Duran!
  3. Torn Clothing? Um I think john does at one point the zombie people do though
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Well, Nick isn't cheesy, but there are keyboards
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Simon changes his clothes I believe
  6. Stage Effects? The zombie people are pretty strange lookin'
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? I'm not sure, they all talk in this video if that counts!?
  8. Storyline? They are waiting for the nightboat to come so they can leave Roger alone there with the zombies I guess cos thats what they do!
  9. Cool Automobile? The boat is pretty cool looking
  10. Sunglasses? I'm not sure, it was nighttime
Submitted by: Tiffany
Duran Duran's, "Girls on film (uncensored)"
  1. Babes? There are two girls, includs them mud wrestling and pillow fighting together
  2. Poofy Hair? Nick, Andy, John , I think the dark haired girl might count at one point
  3. Torn Clothing? Well, with mud wrestling comes torn clothing!
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? I personally don't think its cheesy, but some people might so close enough
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? The girls change a lot, from bathing suits, to naked, to cowgirl and the man changes from a horse (not literally) to a tux
  6. Stage Effects? Well it has lighting and that counts as a stage effect. Plus the bit where the girl is falling off the man-horse, has paused frames which count as visual
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Well its not wild but its still a solo
  8. Storyline? They are girls on film pretty much acting out the song title, nuff said
  9. Cool Automobile? A man acting as a horse, i think that is cool
  10. Sunglasses? The lifeguard bloke
Submitted by: Claire Marie
Duran Duran's, "Union Of The Snake"
  1. Babes? The elevator chick in the red costume at the beginning of the video. There's also this dark haired woman toward the middle in black tattered clothing that would qualify as a babe.
  2. Poofy Hair? All of the band except Andy because his hair is pulled back in a ponytail.
  3. Torn Clothing? Andy is the only band member with torn clothing but as far as the other cast then that would pretty much include everyone.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? It's the 80's...does this really need an answer?
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Don't believe there are any clothing changes in this one.
  6. Stage Effects? The elevator appearing to go underground. There are visuals that pop up on screen throughout the video.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? There's a great sax solo and the bass kicks butt.
  8. Storyline? It's a dialogue between the ego and alter ego need i explain more?
  9. Cool Automobile? A very cool Ford pick-up truck and there's this horse at the end...does that count?
  10. Sunglasses? Andy's wearing them but when does he not have them on?
Submitted by: DDFan
Duran Duran's, "Rio"
  1. Babes? Ummm...I'm a chick, but I think guys might think the girl in the swimsuit is a babe.
  2. Poofy Hair? Nick Rhodes!
  3. Torn Clothing? Didn't really notice this, but I think 9 is good enough for me.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? See #2.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Simon is wearing different clothes from when he's on the beach to on the boat.
  6. Stage Effects? All the boats.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Nick's crazy keyboard solo in the beginning.
  8. Storyline? The pursuit of girls is storyline enough for me.
  9. Cool Automobile? That hot yacht!
  10. Sunglasses? Those big ones Simon's looking over in the very beginning.
Submitted by: C.F.
Duran Duran's, "Girls On Film"
  1. Babes? There are a bunch
  2. Poofy Hair? Andy's hair is pretty poofy, lots of hairspray.
  3. Torn Clothing? Well, not exactly tattered, but the girls on the whip cream post with the pillow have extremely skimpy lingerie. Does that count?
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Yes, it was before Nick upgraded to Roland
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? The Fab 5, no...the girls, yes.
  6. Stage Effects? lots of lighting and smoke machines.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? The long version of the tune has a pretty wild (And long) guitar solo
  8. Storyline? No storyline, just softcore porn, strange softcore porn.
  9. Cool Automobile? none, sorry.
  10. Sunglasses? Yes, the lifeguard.
Submitted by: Bryan
Duran Duran's, "Hungry Like the Wolf"
  1. Babes? Of course! The wild cat chick Simon chases through the whole video
  2. Poofy Hair? Nick Rhodes. John Taylor. Nuff said.
  3. Torn Clothing? Simons shirt has the back ripped right out of it by the the wild cat chick, who also has a pretty skimpy little number on. And she tears Simons' neck open at the end, that counts.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Oh yes. That cute little boggle sounding effect that runs right through the song
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? These guys are the original clothes horses! A few designer suits to be seen.
  6. Stage Effects? The screen rips
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? No solo that I can recall. Oh well.
  8. Storyline? Simon chasing wild cat chick through the streets and then the jungle, with the rest of the band chasing Simon. Riveting stuff!
  9. Cool Automobile? The jeep!
  10. Sunglasses? Who can forget those god awful aviator/welding goggle sunnies Simon has on in the restaurant.
Submitted by: tina
Duran Duran's, "Wild Boys"
  1. Babes? There is Jane Fonda
  2. Poofy Hair? Again....Jane Fonda....Duran Duran & the tour manager if that counts
  3. Torn Clothing? The torn clothes of the "wild people" in the video
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Nick Rhodes....Not cheesy a brilliant man, but there is keyboards
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Simon changes from stage clothes to his black Wild Boys clothes
  6. Stage Effects? The WHOLE video
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? The chorus....the whole song!!!!
  8. Storyline? Dr. Duran plot
  9. Cool Automobile? A flying guy and a bunch of old beaten up cars on set oh & the tunnel of "wind" that carries around 3 of the Wild Boys
  10. Sunglasses? a camera guy with glasses & I think a photographer is wearing a hat & sunglasses
Submitted by: Rebecca
EUROPE's, "The Final Countdown"
  1. Babes? A chick in the audience singing along to the lyrics to the song.
  2. Poofy Hair? Yep....especially the hair on lead singer and songwriter Joey Tempest. XD
  3. Torn Clothing? Not really...but then maybe I never noticed any.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Only the most memorable and powerful synth riff of all time, baby! =)
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Joey Tempest wears 3 jackets of the same design(they all have chevron triangles on the shoulders), but in 3 different color combos...white with black chevrons, black with white chevrons, and red with black chevrons...and he also wears, in a part shot at soundcheck, a leather vest with dark grey t-shirt.
  6. Stage Effects? Some explosions at the front of the stage when the drums first hit, and also some fireworks behind drummer Ian Haugland's platform as his brief drum solo happens.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Not sure...though guitarist John Norum really kicks it hard in his solo. =)
  8. Storyline? I think it was just the breakneck helicopter journey to a really big event...that being the concert EUROPE held at Solnahallen northwest of Stockholm...and seeing quite a bit of Sweden in the scenery cutaways.
  9. Cool Automobile? Again, the helicopter flying fast through the Stockholm area shooting it's footage that eventually arrives at Solnahallen, where it greets the band standing on the building's rooftop, waving at the chopper overhead...oh, and the band's logo is on the roof in the form 'EUROPE - 86'...a nice touch. =)
  10. Sunglasses? Not really...the song is so awesome, they're not needed. XD
Submitted by: Ronald 'Ragin' Ronic' Mears
Eurythmics's, "Missionary Man"
  1. Babes? Annie Lennox (Duh!)
  2. Poofy Hair? Dave, as always, and that back-up chick with the Aquanet fixation!
  3. Torn Clothing? No, but Annie unzips her cat-suit a lot!
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? I'm pretty sure, right alongside the super-cool moving drum-tube-things
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? If you count turning from an apple into a leather-clad vixen!
  6. Stage Effects? Groovy dripping-into-Annie sequence at the beginning, twitchy camera-work
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? yup...followed by some serious headbanging
  8. Storyline? Dave is working in his lab and creates the luscious Annie...then proceeds to stalk her throughout the video
  9. Cool Automobile? none
  10. Sunglasses? Dave (double-duh!)
Submitted by: Jackson
Eurythmics's, "Who's That Girl"
  1. Babes? Bananarama the 80's girl group who were in the video as a guest.
  2. Poofy Hair? Annie wearing two wigs one as a teenage girl wig and an Elvis wig and Dave who had poofy hair
  3. Torn Clothing? None
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? A guy playing the organ at the bar
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Annie plays two sides as one of the lady singing with a black dress and the other one as a man wearing a black suit.
  6. Stage Effects? None
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Bananarama, Marilyn, Kiki Dee and other saying tell me in the background.
  8. Storyline? A group of people seeing a woman singing.
  9. Cool Automobile? None
  10. Sunglasses? Only Dave wears it and Marilyn wears it too
Submitted by: Gregory Holmstrom
Falco's, "Rock Me Amadeus"
  1. Babes? Quite a few in 18th century costume showing tons of cleavage.
  2. Poofy Hair? Falco wears a huge multicolored wig. Did Mozart really look this bad?
  3. Torn Clothing? None that I recall.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? All over the song.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Falco starts the video in a tux and then ends up in a Mozart style costume
  6. Stage Effects? The first few seconds of the video shows a colored photonegative of a ferris wheel?????
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Can we say: R-R-R-R-Rock M-M-M-Mee Amadeus..Amadeus
  8. Storyline? Falco starts out as a star in modern times and then flashes back to the 1700s to sing in a concert with screaming women all around him.
  9. Cool Automobile? A limousine.
  10. Sunglasses? Yes Falco is wearing them at the beginning of the video.
Submitted by: Jeff
Fleetwood Mac's, "Gypsy"
  1. Babes? One Babe - - Who needs more than Stevie!
  2. Poofy Hair? Poofy Hair- Absolutely - Chris & Stevie - even John
  3. Torn Clothing? torn - John & Stevie - maybe Lindsey
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? keybds: Of course - McVie
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? clothing:when don't they
  6. Stage Effects? They are in about the entire video
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Lindsey certainly & again keyboards
  8. Storyline? Story : of course - Stevie as a Gypsy girl
  9. Cool Automobile? Well the wagon is cool as a gypsy cart
  10. Sunglasses? don't remember that well
Submitted by: Daniel D Watts
Fleetwood Mac's, "Little Lies"
  1. Babes? I think that Stevie Nicks can be counted as one...at that time.
  2. Poofy Hair? Stevie Nicks!
  3. Torn Clothing? Although everybody is supposed to be wearing nice and formal clothes, Fleetwood(the guitarist) is wearing a torn jean...that guy! Always a hippie even when 60 years old!
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? In the beginning you can hear them.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Stevie changes...I think she puts on a hat and then takes it off....Don't know!
  6. Stage Effects? They disappear and appear again and again!!! So boring!!!
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? The whole song is a solo itself!
  8. Storyline? Yeah....storyline...of course...well...nah! no storyline...
  9. Cool Automobile? Yeah you can see an old car in the barn. It looks like Rolls Royce to me. Maybe not.
  10. Sunglasses? Yeap! The guitarist wears sun glasses at some point in the video, although there is no need for that in that glooooomy weather.
Submitted by: Paul Evereign
Gary Neuman's, "Cars"
  1. Babes? Gary had enough foundation and eyeliner to almost count. - Besides the vid was so 80's it didn't matter :P
  2. Poofy Hair? ummm, no; Gary had lots o' gel.... - Besides the vid was so 80's it didn't matter :P
  3. Torn Clothing? ummmmm..........no the band was very neat...- Besides the vid was so 80's it didn't matter :P
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? yup...well not cheesy but..- Besides the vid was so 80's it didn't matter :P
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? yup
  6. Stage Effects? Big neon triangle/ mirros and smoke..
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? no - Besides the vid was so 80's it didn't matter :P
  8. Storyline? nope - Besides the vid was so 80's it didn't matter :P
  9. Cool Automobile? Well........the SONG was about cars...huh? huh??
  10. Sunglasses? somewhere in there...had to be a pair
Submitted by: Bill
Genesis's, "Land of Confusion"
  1. Babes? Nancy Reagan.
  2. Poofy Hair? No poofs, but plenty of mullets!
  3. Torn Clothing? Genesis weren't a torn-clothes type of band, but there are plenty of big shoulders and long coats.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Plenty of dated synth and drum machines-the rhythm section is a damn drum machine! Phil Collins is an awesome drummer, but you couldn't tell here.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Ronnie desperately trying to put on a Superman suit.
  6. Stage Effects? The whole video is performed by grotesque caricature-puppets of the band, '80s political figures, and a big We Are The World-type finale chock-full of celebrities musical and non-musical. There are two Phil Collins puppets, one singing while the other drums.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? The entire song, if the treble is turned down even slightly, sounds like a drum machine solo.
  8. Storyline? Puppet Reagan dreams of being Superman, a caveman, and a cowboy, in the name defending us from those cursed Commies.
  9. Cool Automobile? The Gipper rides a Stegosaurus.
  10. Sunglasses? Certainly a few celebs at the finale are wearing sunglasses.
Submitted by: Tony
George Michael's, "Father Figure"
  1. Babes? There's George, and the model.
  2. Poofy Hair? Probably George.
  3. Torn Clothing? Possibly the ones George was wearing.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? There was throughout the song.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Mostly the model.
  6. Stage Effects? Good lighting, and the scenes were shot in black and white.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? The solo in the beginning.
  8. Storyline? A taxi driver(George)has a crush on a model he picked up on his taxi.He then later made out with her one night and then you see those flashbacks of the model in a photo shoot.She then gets stressed out and then later, she sees George again while she's in the catwalk.In the end, George was now reflecting over a picture of the model.
  9. Cool Automobile? The taxi cab.
  10. Sunglasses? Definetly the shades George wear throughout the video.
Submitted by: Mia
George Michael's, "Careless Whisper"
  1. Babes? Of course, George and those girls he made out with.
  2. Poofy Hair? Mostly George and the ladies.
  3. Torn Clothing? I don't know if there was any.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? I think there was.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? The suit George wore, and two or three others.
  6. Stage Effects? The scenes with the ropes, the lighting and the scenes with George's shadows.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? The sax solo in the beginning and in the middle of the song.
  8. Storyline? George dates one girl. He cheats on her by making out with another. The girl founds out, and leaves him.
  9. Cool Automobile? The boat in the video.
  10. Sunglasses? I think he was wearing one.
Submitted by: Robyn
Great White's, "Lady Red Light"
  1. Babes? Tall blonde Tracy Martinsen
  2. Poofy Hair? Lead guitarist had hair bigger than mine
  3. Torn Clothing? pretty sure
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? maybe a little
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Yes! Love to have her wardrobe
  6. Stage Effects? got it!
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Great riff
  8. Storyline? absolute tribute to beautiful woman he's totally got it for
  9. Cool Automobile? the harley she's sitting on
  10. Sunglasses? maybe
Submitted by: Mick
Greg Kihn band's, "Jeopardy"
  1. Babes? He marries one
  2. Poofy Hair? He had poofy hair
  3. Torn Clothing? Some of the wedding guest turned zombies
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Oh yeah...
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? He changes into a tux, she also changes
  6. Stage Effects? Monsters in the chapel
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Guitar solo
  8. Storyline? Guy's wedding day turns into a nightmare
  9. Cool Automobile? The car they use to get to and fro the wedding
  10. Sunglasses? Not sure if there is any...
Submitted by: Rob
Guns 'N' Roses's, "Welcome to the Jungle"
  1. Babes? Babes? All over the place.
  2. Poofy Hair? Poofy hair? Check out Axl's do.....And Slash's hair is eternally poofy.
  3. Torn Clothing? Torn jeans everywhere.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? No....sorry....
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Yeah, sure.
  6. Stage Effects? Effects....yeah....the fog
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Slash, he's all wild.
  8. Storyline? This kid goes to L.A. for the first time.
  9. Cool Automobile? Yeah, man.
  10. Sunglasses? Uh huh.
Submitted by: Amanda
Guns N Roses 's, "Knockin on Heavens Door"
  1. Babes? Aaron
  2. Poofy Hair? Poofy Peas
  3. Torn Clothing? Bikini Top
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Monterey Jack Nummy
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Red Gym Shorts
  6. Stage Effects? Marlboro Light 100's
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Instrumental poof powers (Love)
  8. Storyline? To live with love in a beautiful place like Montana and be forever happy.
  9. Cool Automobile? Moon Car(Camaro)
  10. Sunglasses? Since I Don't Have You
Submitted by: Mona Pierson
Guns N' Roses's, "Sweet Child O' Mine"
  1. Babes? Plenty of babes around- all of the band members' girlfriends
  2. Poofy Hair? Need we ask? Everyone but Axl had poofy hair, and Slash's hair certainly makes up for it
  3. Torn Clothing? I'm pretty sure there's torn clothing in this one... they have it every other time
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? So there's no cheesy keyboards, but the Illusion records make up for it
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Axl changes clothes around a few times
  6. Stage Effects? All them camera dudes all over the place got lots of weird angles, and that black and white fuzzy crap did the job
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Slash is in the band. Enough said
  8. Storyline? Band makes music video and invites girlfriends to shoot
  9. Cool Automobile? do the big camera things count? you can ride on them and they move.
  10. Sunglasses? I know there are sunglasses somewhere.... I just can't pick it off the top of my head
Submitted by: Linda
Guns N' Roses's, "Paradise City"
  1. Babes? There a crap load of them in the audience.
  2. Poofy Hair? Slash and Steven Adler.
  3. Torn Clothing? Slash
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Hell No!!!
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Axl about 2 times.
  6. Stage Effects? There are zoom ins and it changes to black and white sometimes.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? It's Slash, how could there not be a wild intrumental solo.
  8. Storyline? Just about the band being on the road.
  9. Cool Automobile? Not that i can think of.
  10. Sunglasses? All of them at some point and time.
Submitted by: Black Rose
Guns N' Roses's, "November Rain"
  1. Babes? Stephanie Seymour
  2. Poofy Hair? Slash
  3. Torn Clothing? Slash
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Dizzy, a couple of shots
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Stephanie, from Wedding dress to that black dress
  6. Stage Effects? The lighting at in stage parts
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Slash at the end
  8. Storyline? Axl marries Stephanie, she dies shortly after the wedding
  9. Cool Automobile? The black one that Axl and Stephanie left in
  10. Sunglasses? Axl
Submitted by: Kevin
Guns N' Roses's, "Don't Cry (original)"
  1. Babes? Axls girl in the begining of the video...plus many more throughout
  2. Poofy Hair? Slash
  3. Torn Clothing? Slash, Axl
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? i don't think so
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? let's see....Axl appears 3 times at once wearing 3 different getups, plus he and Slash change clothes a few times throughout the video
  6. Stage Effects? well, 3 Axl Roses at once, and one walks through a mirror....Slash driving the car over the cliff and it blowing up
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Slash after the car goes over the cliff plays a short solo at the top
  8. Storyline? i'm still trying to figure that out...it's complicated
  9. Cool Automobile? Slash's Mustang....before he wrecks it
  10. Sunglasses? Slash...the drummer, Izzy, and i think Axl at one point
Submitted by: Kyle
Guns N'Roses's, "Don't Cry"
  1. Babes? There is gorgeous Stephany Seymour but Axl makes a hotter babe
  2. Poofy Hair? Slash's fro' does it!
  3. Torn Clothing? slash has torn jeans---hell yeah
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? nothing is cheesy about GN'R --no keyboards!
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? axl wears a suit when he talks to the hot blonde and makes stephany jealous--and wears a long trench coat when he visits his own grave and of course on the top of the building
  6. Stage Effects? cool camera shots
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? SLASH helooo!!
  8. Storyline? there's always a story behind every GN'R video plus he dies at the end- supposedly
  9. Cool Automobile? the very cool car that slash drives off the cliff
  10. Sunglasses? slash when driving
Submitted by: Alexia
Guns N` Roses's, "November Rain"
  1. Babes? MINCIA!(Italian), AXLs Wife was MAD HOT!!!!!
  2. Poofy Hair? 100% POOFED!!!!
  3. Torn Clothing? I Bet YA THAT their underwears were torned too.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Not Quite, its a ballad!
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Yea, every scene has a different outfit, wedding, after party, bar, the house, the ball room!
  6. Stage Effects? The Roses bleed, the wind blowing while Slashs is rocking!
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? OH MY GOD!! Slash is a GOD, the solos are incredible!
  8. Storyline? Ah, axl gets married to some one he loves, she dies during the rain (wedding). A love song about never letting go!
  9. Cool Automobile? The car for the wedding (limo)
  10. Sunglasses? ohhh yeah, in the bar!
Submitted by: Joey C
Guns n Roses's, "Don't Cry"
  1. Babes? Stephanie Seymour, The one that fights Axl for the gun.
  2. Poofy Hair? Slash obviously! Also Duff.
  3. Torn Clothing? This is Guns n Roses we're talkin about. They always had torn clothing.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? They're in there somewhere and at one point Axl plays the piano with some girl causing a huge fight.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Yep, Axl in the house, in the cemetary, in the shrink's ofice, on top of the building... there's a whole load more too.
  6. Stage Effects? Loads, but the best is when Slash driveshis car over the cliff and then appears at the top playing a guitar solo.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Of course, Slash on the Cliff top.
  8. Storyline? Yeah but its kinda strange. I thik its about the pressures of fame and Axl going mad but i'm not sure.
  9. Cool Automobile? The car slash drives off the cliff and the helicopter used to film them on the top of the building.
  10. Sunglasses? Yeah i think so, in the cemetary at the end.
Submitted by: Stephanie Rose
Guns n Roses's, "November Rain"
  1. Babes? Axl's woman in this vid was Babe x2 - Or Dose Babe'
  2. Poofy Hair? Slash's hair is pretty poofy...
  3. Torn Clothing? In the scene at the bar, I think every member of the band reveals an article of clothing to be torn
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? If you count Axl's Piano at the start of the video, then YES
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Axl goes from getting married, playing a concert, and chilling at a local pub...That makes 3
  6. Stage Effects? There are many many...Anyone who has watched the vid would agree. The fading blood flowers at the end for example
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Slash does not just one but two lead solo's in this vid...Also Axl has some bits of Piano solo's
  8. Storyline? Yes, Yes, Yes...Axl's decent into a downward spiral of saddness at the death of his new wife...Boo-Hoo Axl
  9. Cool Automobile? The car that Axl and his new found wifey drive off in after the wedding looked pretty cool to me
  10. Sunglasses? Slash can be seen wearing them alot in this vid
Submitted by: Droog
Guns n' Roses's, "Estranged"
  1. Babes? Few babes sitting in front of a Tv and watching Guns n' Roses (Of course!)
  2. Poofy Hair? SLASH!!!!! That would be enough for the whole band
  3. Torn Clothing? Slash is wearing torn jeans when he's on stage
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Dizzy is playing keyboards in the middle of the song
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Axl, for example changes his clothes at least three times:his white "Deep puplpe" shirt plus on the stage while performing
  6. Stage Effects? Storming ocean...sunset...dolphines...Axl is underwater...Slash is playing his solo in the middle of this hell
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Word "SLASH" speasks for itself.(see criteria #6)
  8. Storyline? The band is touring,Axl seems to be tired from all this and decides to drown himself....
  9. Cool Automobile? Axl's beautifull white limo
  10. Sunglasses? Gilby is wearing sunglusses when he throws ring-buoy to Axl
Submitted by: Lena
Huey Lewis's, "Doin It All For My Baby"
  1. Babes? Bride of Frankenstien
  2. Poofy Hair? The girl has huge hair.
  3. Torn Clothing? Dudes playing on the wall have torn pants.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Yup
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Huey's three roles.
  6. Stage Effects? The lightning and tons of other places
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? 5 minutes and 30 seconds into the full video
  8. Storyline? Huey dies, and the band stumbles to a haunted mansion.
  9. Cool Automobile? Car that crushes Huey.
  10. Sunglasses? Member of the Band
Submitted by: myspace.com/therealrangerjoe
Huey Lewis & The News's, "I Want A New Drug"
  1. Babes? This girl shows up everywhere, on her bicycle, on a speedboat, at the concert, and even in another Huey video! (Heart And Soul)
  2. Poofy Hair? Check the girl's hair, especially on the boat when the flower switches from behind one ear to the other!
  3. Torn Clothing? Well, almost. The band's manager does yank Huey's jacket off him before he takes the stage.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Hmm, not much here. I think the same chord is played throughout the song, but the rest of the music is guitar and sax.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? The girl never wears the same outfit twice, and Huey does wake up in his boxers and then gets into the famous red suit.
  6. Stage Effects? A trio of Johnnys on sax during the bridge, those three-panel scene changes, and some killer ariel views of San-Fran from the chopper!
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Well, there is Chris's two guitar solos, the seond contains a little homage to Hendrix's "Purple Haze".
  8. Storyline? Huey wakes up late and has to use every piece of public transportaion in the city to get to the concert on time!
  9. Cool Automobile? Huey's classic 50's-style car, which only makes one appearance outside his apartment. I think he drives more it in another video, though.
  10. Sunglasses? Huey's got'em on until the concert, when he surrenders them to his manager, and there are the close-ups when he looks over them at the girl!
Submitted by: C.T. Warren
Huey Lewis and the News's, "Happy to be stuck with you"
  1. Babes? The girl he gets stuck on the island with
  2. Poofy Hair? Yup, Huey has some poofy hair
  3. Torn Clothing? They're shipwrecked of course!
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? There are always cheezy keyboards
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Before shipwrecked and after, I'm sure her dress changed!
  6. Stage Effects? On a deserted island, he climbs a coconut tree and falls off
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Sax solo as normally heard from this band!
  8. Storyline? Somehow (can't remember) how they got stuck on an island together of course they fall in love
  9. Cool Automobile? The row boat is cool....
  10. Sunglasses? Obviously!
Submitted by: Janna
Irene Cara's, "What A Feeling (Flashdance)"
  1. Babes? She is hot! That woman is hot! Or used to be...
  2. Poofy Hair? When she is dancing at that strip place.
  3. Torn Clothing? She tears them of while dancing!
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? If this song doesn't have any keyboards than what song does?!
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Many many changes of clothing.
  6. Stage Effects? Nothing particular...The usual...
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? We could say that when dancing in front of the judges, she is performing a "dance solo".
  8. Storyline? It's a soundtrack! It couldn't display the whole story of the movie!
  9. Cool Automobile? Hehe! See that Porsche the guy she kisses comes with? Well, I think a Porsche is pretty cool... :P
  10. Sunglasses? The thing she is wearing in the beginning can be seen as "Sun Glasses". They could protect you from the sun's radiation!
Submitted by: Paul Evereign
Jan Hammer's, "Miami Vice theme"
  1. Babes? Two girls walking in a bikini
  2. Poofy Hair? Richardo Tubbs with his short afro.
  3. Torn Clothing? Policemen wearing leisure suits at work?
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Most of the song is with a keyboard
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Different kinds of leisure suits.
  6. Stage Effects? Explosions.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Jan Hammer wearing a keyboard.
  8. Storyline? The intro from the "Miami vice" tvshow with a little extra. Jan Hammer plays the bad guy.
  9. Cool Automobile? Ohh yeah. The famous Ferrari Daytona spyder
  10. Sunglasses? Actually...no...
Submitted by: Erling Berg Bentse
Janet Jackson's, "When I Think Of You"
  1. Babes? Janet's the babe (I dunno if there is another one)
  2. Poofy Hair? Everyone's got poofy hair, except the kids who star in
  3. Torn Clothing? Noooooo
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? The whole song has cheesy keyboards, but I love it!
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Er ... I guess ... no
  6. Stage Effects? I gotta see the video hard ...
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? No wild instrumental break, but a catchy bass solo
  8. Storyline? It's not really a story. But there's only a guy telling Janet and her friends to stop from dancing (isn't that strange?)
  9. Cool Automobile? Yes, some kids sleep in a baby blue car
  10. Sunglasses? There are three guys playing brass and wearing sunglasses
Submitted by: Koo Koo
Janet Jackson's, "Control"
  1. Babes? Aw, guess who ... Janet of course!
  2. Poofy Hair? If you look at her in the beginning of her performance, her hair is kinda poofy and - ugh - damn funny
  3. Torn Clothing? One of the keyboarders tears his jacket apart
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Yes!! Lots of cheesy keyboards
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? In the story-part Janet wears a white shirt, when she did her performance she wears some black clothes
  6. Stage Effects? Yes, lots of smoke on the stage
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Janet's Piano Solo near the end of the song
  8. Storyline? Yep, there's a story, but I don't really understand it
  9. Cool Automobile? The funny car that enters the stage
  10. Sunglasses? Two of the keyboarders wear sunglasses
Submitted by: Janet-Fan
Janet Jackson's, "What have you done for me lately?"
  1. Babes? Janet! Oh, wait, that's a lie, there are lots of babes there
  2. Poofy Hair? Janet and Paula Abdul are looking poofy
  3. Torn Clothing? Um, no, I don't think there's any torn clothing
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Nope, but in the end you can hear a crazy piano playing
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Every time Janet wears a black jacket and then takes it off again
  6. Stage Effects? Nope
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Yes
  8. Storyline? Janet tells her friend (starring Paula Abdul) about her boyfriend who always "stands her up", but Janet still thinks he's fine and loves him, later Paula asks her friend: "What has he done for you lately?"
  9. Cool Automobile? I think if you look hard out a window, you can see a red car
  10. Sunglasses? Some dancer wears sunglasses
Submitted by: Jeremy
Joan Jett and the Blackhearts's, "Bad Reputation"
  1. Babes? Joan Jett. She's so cool.
  2. Poofy Hair? Joan Jett. And probably some of the band members.
  3. Torn Clothing? Probably one of the Blackhearts, i can't remember offhand.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? No...? I don't think
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? From no leather jacket, to one...something like that.
  6. Stage Effects? The Silent Movie cue cards things "I know, we'll make our own label!"
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Yes. Just listen.
  8. Storyline? Yah, Joan can't get signed to a label and get thrown out of bars. They give up and make own label. All is well.
  9. Cool Automobile? the white van w/ the Black heart on it. Get it? Blackhearts ... Black Heart?
  10. Sunglasses? I think so. I'll watch the video again.
Submitted by: Mary
Journey's, "Seperate Ways"
  1. Babes? The girl Steve Perry sings about
  2. Poofy Hair? The girl
  3. Torn Clothing?
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Dude playing keyboard on the side of building
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing?
  6. Stage Effects?
  7. Wild Instrumental solo?
  8. Storyline?
  9. Cool Automobile?
  10. Sunglasses? The Band
Submitted by: BRENT ADANI
Journey's, "Separate Ways"
  1. Babes? The foxy chick in the white high heels and too much make-up: The focus of the video! Pretty hot, if you can ignore the outfit.
  2. Poofy Hair? Boy howdy! Take your pick. Almost everyone has poofy hair--and if they don't, it's a mullet! AUGH!!!
  3. Torn Clothing? The sleeves are cut off a lot of the shirts.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? In spades! There's even a cheesy keyboard solo at the beginning! Meedley-meedley-meedley!
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? No... but there is more than one INSTRUMENT change! Including where they go from playing AIR-keyboards/guitar/bass to *POOF* REAL INSTRUMENTS! :D
  6. Stage Effects? The disappearing/reappearing of instruments and band members. It's cheesey. Take my word for it.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? There is a real speedy guitar riff solo--way up on those tiny strings! Vwee vwee!
  8. Storyline? The beautiful woman is DREAMING the whole video... *waggles eyebrows* Get it? She's listening to her Journey album on headphones as she sleeps, and Steve is telling her that he still loves her. If she finds love, he hopes that she can let the "chains that bind" her break! But if her new love hurts her, he will still be waiting! Aww... ;_;
  9. Cool Automobile? No, but there's a cool forklift and grey van.... >.>
  10. Sunglasses? Dig the awesome aviator sunglasses on Mr. Moustache! :D
Submitted by: Corin
KISS's, "Lick it Up"
  1. Babes? Dude..there's women everywhere in this
  2. Poofy Hair? Gene Simmons's hair is totally poofy heh
  3. Torn Clothing? Oh yes, all 4 of them have torn clothing on.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Nah.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Nah
  6. Stage Effects? Nah
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Vinnie Vincent has a cool lead solo
  8. Storyline? Dude..the song is about "O" sex! heh
  9. Cool Automobile? Nah
  10. Sunglasses? Nah
Submitted by: Andrew
Kajagoogoo's, "Oh To Be Ah"
  1. Babes? Yeah. The blonde near the intro that Limahl was talking to on a *huge* cell phone
  2. Poofy Hair? Heck yeah! Limahl, Stuart, Jez, everyone
  3. Torn Clothing? Jez is wearing torn clothing
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Yeah, you see the keyboardist (Stuart) playing a set of PPGs throughout the video---with cowboy boots.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Limahl changes from a white suit to his outfit from Too Shy
  6. Stage Effects? Split Screens! Limahl dances on one half (with orange lighting), Stuart dances with his keybaords on the other. Slide Effects, cartoon bubbles appear above peoples heads when they talk. When Nick Beggs runs into a lamp,a big cartoon explosion thingie appears.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Limahls "Oh to be ah" yelling while the keyboard is making all kinds of beeping noises.
  8. Storyline? Starts out with riding along talking with people, then meeting up with Glam girls as they talk about Fashion
  9. Cool Automobile? Several Mercedes cars and a few European thinges. Limahl rides in the back of a limo (or is tossed there by a hot chick)
  10. Sunglasses? Nick Beggs and this guy talking to Nick beggs wear the thick, black, wayfearer shades. Classic!
Submitted by: Jonathan Candelaria
King Kobra's, "Never Say Die (Iron Eagle)"
  1. Babes? The lead singer had a sex change operation a decade after this video, does that count?
  2. Poofy Hair? When the band members first appear at training.
  3. Torn Clothing? Only thing the video's missing, unfortunately.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? The song's intro could be considered cheese keyboards 101.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Several
  6. Stage Effects? Simulator footage.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? The prerequisite guitar solo.
  8. Storyline? Band members training to be fighter pilots, under the instruction of Louis Gosset Jr.
  9. Cool Automobile? F-16 Falcon
  10. Sunglasses? Jason Gedrick is the only person in this video who doesn't wear sunglasses.
Submitted by: Eugol Dlareg
Kiss's, "Crazy Crazy Nights"
  1. Babes? Someone in the audience
  2. Poofy Hair? The whole band
  3. Torn Clothing? The lead singer (Paul Stanley)
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Throughout most of the song
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Lead singer rips his off
  6. Stage Effects? Gene Simmons shooting fireworks out of his bass
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Guitar solo (My Favourite)
  8. Storyline? A no no
  9. Cool Automobile? A no no
  10. Sunglasses? A definite no no
Submitted by: james law
Kiss's, "Reason to Live"
  1. Babes? yeah the blonde psycho chick.
  2. Poofy Hair? Gene Simons and Paul Stanley
  3. Torn Clothing? yes on stage they had torn clothes on im sure.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? the girl is sitting at a piano when she takes the picture and throws it against the wall.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? the girl starts out in a towel and ends up in a black dress.
  6. Stage Effects? when the porche gets blown up.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? not really wild cuz its a power ballad but its a solo.
  8. Storyline? Psycho girl gets dumped by Paul so she blows up his car.
  9. Cool Automobile? the porche
  10. Sunglasses? this is the only one im not sure on.. but it seems like there is at some point.
Submitted by: Sharon
Kylie Minogue's, "Locomotion"
  1. Babes? Plenty of babes (and some spunks), but Kylie tops them all
  2. Poofy Hair? Kylie's massive perm, no less
  3. Torn Clothing? Sadly none, but typical fashions for 1987
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? 80s synth backing track, typical of songs produced by or done in the style of Stock-Aiken-Waterman
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? I've counted at least five (for Kylie only)
  6. Stage Effects? Blue-screen effects, "behind-the-scenes"-style shots and some fast-motion moments during a photo shoot near the end of the song
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Some weird vocal scratch (if there is such a term) during the middle-8, typical of some songs produced by or in the style of Stock-Aiken-Waterman also a brief guitar moment
  8. Storyline? Can't think of a storyline, but basically an 80s cover version of Little Eva's Locomotion
  9. Cool Automobile? In one version of the clip, Kylie and a group of people are seen leaving a private jet at the start of the clip
  10. Sunglasses? Just before Kylie starts singing, she can be seen walking through an airport terminal wearing sunglasses
Submitted by: Brendan Richards
Lenny Kravitz's, "Again"
  1. Babes? Oh yeah why wouldn't there be
  2. Poofy Hair? Lenny has had poofyer hair!!!
  3. Torn Clothing? He seems to have all torn clothes!.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Oh yes yes!!!!!!!!!
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? More like 5
  6. Stage Effects? Sort of not really
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? It was really long!!!
  8. Storyline? Yes oh yeah
  9. Cool Automobile? Lots of them
  10. Sunglasses? 5 pairs of sunglasses
Submitted by: Chelsie
Lita Ford's, "Close my eyes forever"
  1. Babes? Hello..Lita
  2. Poofy Hair? Lita and Ozzy
  3. Torn Clothing? Lita
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? none
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Lita when she does the over the shoulder shot
  6. Stage Effects? Ozzy standing on the wall while Lita plays her guitar
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Lita was all about the screaming guitar solos
  8. Storyline? If she closed her eyes forever would anything change between the two of them
  9. Cool Automobile? none
  10. Sunglasses? none
Submitted by: Tiffany Adler
Men Without Hats's, "The Safety Dance"
  1. Babes? The crazy chick with the poofy hair who leaps into the scene and shouts "And Sing!!!!"
  2. Poofy Hair? See above, and the lead singer Ivan also has a worthy mane.
  3. Torn Clothing? Scruffy looking villagers, Singer's scarf
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? YES!!!! All OVER THE PLACE. There is NO other instrumentation
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? No, but: a)1 midget in black and yellow b)maypole dancers c)Chicken-headed dancers d)more midgets
  6. Stage Effects? No, but a kick-ass puppet show
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? He looks at the camera with a VERY frenzied 80's look in his eyes. Repeatedly. The midget pounds out a lute solo
  8. Storyline? The midget and lead singer meet up with the crazy girl. They do the safety dance, until they arrive in a crazy little town. They dance again.
  9. Cool Automobile? Lots of carts.
  10. Sunglasses? Midgets being spanked....
Submitted by: Sam
Men Without Hats's, "Pop Goes the World"
  1. Babes? The girl with the McCartney-equse bass guitar. Or, more literally, the baby in the carraige with the keyboard!
  2. Poofy Hair? Possessed by ALL the characters in this video.
  3. Torn Clothing? Check out the lead singer's tights and Bass Girls' jeans.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? The baby's instrument of choice!
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Well, not as such, although Mr. Elvis Impersonator and the giant Bonhomme (snowman) lends some interesting fashion sense.
  6. Stage Effects? All the bubbles, and the "Pop!", "Boinngg!", and "Skrang!" pop-up titles.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? The baby's keyboard and Elvis' guitar solo.
  8. Storyline? Uh, multiculturalism between kids, Elvis impersonators, and snowmen?
  9. Cool Automobile? The baby rides its carriage down the ramp.
  10. Sunglasses? A part of any good Elvis impersonator's outfit!
Submitted by: Kelly S.
Michael Jackson's, "Thriller"
  1. Babes? Ola Ray plays Michael's Girlfriend!
  2. Poofy Hair? Well...Michael's mop-top was pretty poofy!
  3. Torn Clothing? The zombies had torn clothes! And so did Michael at one point
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? The Keyboard in the background (All of the time)
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Michael's clothes change from a university jacket and jeans, to red leather "jacket" (no idea what it is) and red pants, and his outfit was torn eventually.
  6. Stage Effects? Amazing fog effects.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? During the dance, you can count the keyboard as a solo!
  8. Storyline? "Thriller" is all about storyline! It's 14 minutes long, about how Michael takes his girl out to the movies, and decides to terrorize her when he becomes a zombie!
  9. Cool Automobile? Yeah! Michael's got that cool convertible in the beginning!
  10. Sunglasses? None are seen, but I bet someone in the movie theatre was wearing some!
Submitted by: Lauren
Michael Jackson's, "Thriller"
  1. Babes? Ola Ray, the girl who is scared to death.
  2. Poofy Hair? The werewolf's hair is pretty poofy.
  3. Torn Clothing? When Michael becomes the zombie, his jacket is all ripped up.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Nothing is cheesy in a Michael Jackson video
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? The Michael in the movie, the Michael in the movie theater, and i guess you can count the change to zombie Michael with the ripped up clothes.
  6. Stage Effects? when Mike turns into the werewolf, and all the zombies....what more can you ask for?
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? well, there is a long music solo, but it is not to wild, and you got the rap, but otherwise, no.
  8. Storyline? Thriller was basically the first video with a storyline! (I think) let's see, Michael in the movie becoming a werewolf and scares girl foreshadows the upcoming events, ummm, he turns into the zombie and chases after the girl, then she supposedly "wakes up" just as he gets to her and he turns back to normal but then flashes the cat eyes again.
  9. Cool Automobile? hmmmm.......well, they were in a car in the beginning, I guess it wasn't too cool, it broke down after all.
  10. Sunglasses? don't think so.........
Submitted by: Jackie
Michael Jackson's, "Beat It"
  1. Babes? The girl that's with the guy that fights.
  2. Poofy Hair? Those thugs in the video had some crazy hair
  3. Torn Clothing? The thugs had torn clothes on
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Not really
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Michael changes from the piano shirt into the red coat and tee-shirt
  6. Stage Effects? Well...not really
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Oh my gosh!! That Eddie Van Halen guitar solo was kickin'!!!!!!!!!
  8. Storyline? Michael is singing and then the thugs fight and they resolve it by dancing
  9. Cool Automobile? Um...I don't think so.
  10. Sunglasses? The guy that was fighting.
Submitted by: Zazoo
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
  1. Babes? The girls on the billboard.
  2. Poofy Hair? Michael had a mullet!
  3. Torn Clothing? No, but the bum is pretty dirty.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Nothing is cheesy about an MJ video.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? The bum's clothes get changed from dirty to new and clean.
  6. Stage Effects? Michael changes from a human to a tiger, changes the bum's clothes, and disappears in Billie Jean's (?) bed.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Well the background goes "chhh,chhh-ch" which sounds kinda scratchy.
  8. Storyline? Absolutely. What Michael video doesn't?
  9. Cool Automobile? Old fashioned cars that drive down the street.
  10. Sunglasses? The reporter does.
Submitted by: Karen Coville
Michael Jackson's, "Thriller"
  1. Babes? Two babes-but one in the same. M.J.'s date and the chick in the movie.
  2. Poofy Hair? Michael Jackson's, as a werewolf.
  3. Torn Clothing? Dozens of half-decomposed dead people.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? None...
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Michael is wearing a 50's get-up in the movie, then that infamous red jacket and too-short black pants on his date. Then his clothes get sorta tattered for his zombie look.
  6. Stage Effects? Do you even have to ask???? First video of its kind.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Not really one...but it does end with the famous Vincent Price laughing like a lunatic...
  8. Storyline? It's a mini horror movie-definitely has a storyline that leaves you hanging, remember?
  9. Cool Automobile? The oldie that "runs out of gas".
  10. Sunglasses? None, but Michael wears some cool contact lenses...
Submitted by: Christy
Michael Jackson's, "The Way You Make Me Feel"
  1. Babes? Well, the whole point of the story is that Mike is trying to get this girl to go out with him. He follows her around the whole film.
  2. Poofy Hair? Of course, this was the eighties! Mike's naturally curly hair is already kinda poofy, but the girl's perm is huge.
  3. Torn Clothing? hmmm no torn clothing, I don't think. This takes place in a run down nieghborhood and at least ONE of the guys probably had some pants torn.....
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? nope.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? no.... (hm maybe I should've really thought about this)
  6. Stage Effects? There's a short dance scene with cool lighting and also a hydrant explodes to spray a fountain when he kisses her finally in the end.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? The dance scene isn't exactly a solo but Michael keeps up the beat with his infamous breath noises and yelling.
  8. Storyline? All the 'tough' guys who are constantly harrassing pretty women in the street are making fun of Michael because they say he's weak and he can't get any ladies. Discouraged, he gets uplifting advice to be himself by an old guy on the stairs. This gorgeous girl is walks by and Michael is made sure he's seen and heard by following her around playfully blasting out his feel-good "The Way You Make Me Feel". He always gets the girl!
  9. Cool Automobile? There's a parked car (run down though, not so cool) that Mike jumps through after the girl.
  10. Sunglasses? A few of the gang (or whatever they were) were wearing some, not the classic michael jackson style.
Submitted by: Natalie
Michael Jackson's, "Dirty Diana"
  1. Babes? There's the one on guitar, and the groupie who you only get to see her legs.
  2. Poofy Hair? Yep, especially that guitarist.
  3. Torn Clothing? Again, Michael rips his shirt in two.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? I don't think so.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? None.
  6. Stage Effects? I don't think so.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? The guitar is pretty wild.
  8. Storyline? Yeah, the groupie seeks Michael out and waits for him in his limo where he sees her after his concert (and he doesn't look very happy either).
  9. Cool Automobile? Limos are always cool.
  10. Sunglasses? Ah, don't think so.
Submitted by: Karen Coville
Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal"
  1. Babes? There's many ladies. The one with the tight, shiny, green dress at the beginning and end, the one in the red that gets to dirty dance with Michael (mmm...) and the hooker who takes his money.
  2. Poofy Hair? There's definitly some poofage.
  3. Torn Clothing? Unfortunately Michael doesn't tear-up his shirt in this one...
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Hmmm...don't think so, but a cat walks across a piano.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Nope.
  6. Stage Effects? Michael shoots a guy and makes him fly backwards, disappearing into a wall. How much more would you want?
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? The part where Michael starts spinning on the table definitly has a different sound with some siren thing blasting.
  8. Storyline? Sure. Michael comes into the club, dances with his people and when the place gets raided, he shoots off a tommy gun and leaves.
  9. Cool Automobile? You'd have to see the full "Moonwalker" video to see the awesome "Back To The Future" car just before he walks up the ally to the club.
  10. Sunglasses? Nope, not this one.
Submitted by: Karen Coville
The Monitors's, "What Will We Be Singing In The 80's"
  1. Babes? Gayle and Gillian Blakney, once of neighbours fame.
  2. Poofy Hair? Just look at the girls dressed as Kiss Members
  3. Torn Clothing? Not Really unless you count the hospital gown, they're torn up the back.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? heaps of cheesy keyboard
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? not really
  6. Stage Effects? heaps of cool effects (video disc)
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Goofy Lead Break, backlit with smoke, Kewl
  8. Storyline? Well, the 80's
  9. Cool Automobile? A Wheelchair
  10. Sunglasses? Do Painted Eyes Count.....
Submitted by: OzDrDj
Motley Crue's, "Home Sweet Home"
  1. Babes? Tons of chicks in the schools
  2. Poofy Hair? All the girls(and the band) have poofy hair
  3. Torn Clothing? One chick in the audience had torn clothing and so did Vince Neil
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Like you said they were too bad for that!!!
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Nikki changes from a white and black outfit(end)to a like purple, black, white outfit(beginning)
  6. Stage Effects? this entire movie was nothing but visual effects,pulling the kid in the bathroom through the mirror.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Mick does this solo in the crappy looking bathroom and Tommy flips his sticks.
  8. Storyline? A bunch of trouble-making boys getting away from crappy teenage life and school and kickin' it by smoking in the boys room
  9. Cool Automobile? None
  10. Sunglasses? One of the students in the classroom at the beginning of the video is wearing some
Submitted by: Amber
Munchener Freiheit's, "Play it cool"
  1. Babes? The video features a very curvy woman in a short low cut mini dress.
  2. Poofy Hair? Most of the band members have long hair.
  3. Torn Clothing? Not sure.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? One band member plays the keyboard throughout the video.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? The band change from their shoulder pad suits to all matching white suits later on in the video. They are also seen in tuxedos when playing as a string quartet.
  6. Stage Effects? The video is played in slow motion when the chorus comes on. The lead singer at the start is watching the girl from a big screen, as she leaves, he jumps out of the scene to join the rest of his band.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Aron (lead guitarist) has a short strum on the sitar after each verse. Does that count?
  8. Storyline? The song is about a man who realizes that his relationship with his long term girlfriend is going to end and is pondering whether to put up with her or just break it up and play it cool.
  9. Cool Automobile? Yes
  10. Sunglasses? The video babe is sunbathing in parts of the video as she watches the lead singer on TV. You can just about see a hat and maybe some sunglasses.
Submitted by: Maid in the 80's
Natalie Cole's, "Pink Cadillac"
  1. Babes? Natalie is definitely a babe in this one...She also has several babes dancing in the background...
  2. Poofy Hair? Natalie and the babes sport poofy 80's hairdos
  3. Torn Clothing? I believe the mechanics have torn clothing...
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Loaded with them!
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? I think some of the background dancers shed their jackets...
  6. Stage Effects? There is a cool edit in the extended version that repeatedly shows Natalie singing PI-PI-PInk...It's a cool effect...
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? There is an instrumental break in this song...
  8. Storyline? Natalie is at the gas station and a pink cadillac pulls up and she is engrossed with the vehicle!
  9. Cool Automobile? Yes...A Pink Cadillac!!!
  10. Sunglasses? Natalie has sunglasses on at the beginning and then the Pink Cadillac pulls up and she takes them off and does a double take!
Submitted by: Dan
Nelson's, "After The Rain"
  1. Babes? Well, the dudes kinda look like babes.
  2. Poofy Hair? The entire band is a big poof
  3. Torn Clothing? I think they're jeans are ripped.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Oh yes, when they're playing in the "mountains"
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? From awful 80's clothing to awful 80s duster coats!
  6. Stage Effects? Lots of smoke, and a magic feather
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Big guitar solo
  8. Storyline? A friendly indian, a feather and a Nelson concert can make getting abused at home all better.
  9. Cool Automobile? Darn they forgot one of these.
  10. Sunglasses? They forgot these too.
Submitted by: Sarah
Nena's, "99 Luftballons"
  1. Babes? Nena, guess she counted as a 'babe' then?
  2. Poofy Hair? Well most of the band has that
  3. Torn Clothing? I guess 5 punky leather jackets could do..
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? ohh yeah!! Even close ups on solos :o)
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Sort of, they close the jackets for the 2nd part of the vid' at night
  6. Stage Effects? ya bet! Hundreds of "Explosions" and colored smokes..
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? I call it the 'instrumental' part
  8. Storyline? A spooky 'babe' playing with balloons in the forest?
  9. Cool Automobile? ok, 1st shortage. Probably killed the budget on "explosions"
  10. Sunglasses? That would be the 2nd shortage...
Submitted by: Pascal
Nena's, "Just A Dream"
  1. Babes? Yes, another Nena song besides 99 Luftballons. She had many, and quite a lot of them were huge hits in Germany. in 1982, the band went to number 5 in the German charts with "Nur Getraumt". In 1984, they were planning an international album, and thus decided to remake some songs in English, ("99 Red Balloons" comes to mind)...Well, Nur Getraumt, which means "Only a Dream" was remade in English as "Just A Dream. Protest if you want, but I consider Nena to, yes, be a babe, and quite a sexy one. She still looks radiant today. She is a successful solo artist in Germany now.
  2. Poofy Hair? Yes, the entire band rocked the big hair...or really, it was moderately big hair, not too outlandish. They were definately not some stupid metal hair-band with a lead singer that dry-heaved into microphones
  3. Torn Clothing? Nena's outfit on stage was usually something like so: 1. Tight pants 2. An armless, rather baggy shirt that she would bind at the waist with a belt...Her on-stage shirts almost always featured the Rolling Stone's trademark tongue. 3. Her always-present, thin gold chain with hoop earrings or her guitar-pick earrings. 4. A headband and a wristband There's bound to be some torn clothing in there somewhere, it's just not made obvious in the video
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? I don't think they're cheesy, but, yes, there is a keyboard chorus in nearly all Nena (as a band) songs. They even had a keyboardist, Uwe Fahrenkrog-Petersen, as part of the band rather than different keyboardists who would tour with them.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Yes...I think there are three
  6. Stage Effects? Whenever the band is on stage there are lighting effects and there is dry ice.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? No.
  8. Storyline? No, not particularly. The song itself has a storyline but the video doesn't.
  9. Cool Automobile? Their tour bus that they board at the end of the video. Tour busses are of course cool, because they are made to accommodate the normally high-maintenance rockstars
  10. Sunglasses? Yes, Nena wears them when running onto the stage.
Submitted by: Michael Spencer, UK
Nik Kershaw's, "Wouldn't It Be Good"
  1. Babes? Must be and he got it bad, she don't know how bad he got it!
  2. Poofy Hair? Nik Kershaw? Absolutely!
  3. Torn Clothing? Um - he does wear a glow in the dark jumpsuit. Must have had a rip in it somewhere.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Yup yup & yup!
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? I think his jumpsuit at somepoint goes all chameleon and he blends in with his surroundings.
  6. Stage Effects? The jumpsuit!
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? The keyboard has a bit of a go.
  8. Storyline? Some neuclear espionage thing.......I'm sure he runs through Sellafield at some point - explains the jumpsuit!
  9. Cool Automobile? Hmmmmm not sure
  10. Sunglasses? Because of the nature of the jumpsuit, I'm sure someone in the vid wears them. The baddies!
Submitted by: heather
Olivia Newton-John's, "Physical"
  1. Babes? A leotard-wearing Olivia!
  2. Poofy Hair? No, but the headband sparked a fashion craze
  3. Torn Clothing? No, but tight, multicolored workout clothes
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? No, but a guy pretends an elasticized arm stretcher is a guitar.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? After showering, Olivia dons a white tennis outfit
  6. Stage Effects? Fat sloppy guys turn into well muscled hunks before our eyes
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? No, but Olivia forces a guy to ride an exercise bike really hard.
  8. Storyline? Trying to get overwight guys in shape, Olivia gives up and goes to shower. When she returns, she finds they have been transformed to hunky beefcakes, albeit, ones that aren't interested in her!
  9. Cool Automobile? Did I mention the exercise bike?
  10. Sunglasses? No, but she does carry a tennis racket
Submitted by: Melissa
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Shot in the Dark"
  1. Babes? A few in car!
  2. Poofy Hair? All of 'em.
  3. Torn Clothing? I'm sure of it! They are wearing Jean jackets!
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Don't think they show any, But you can hear it in background!
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Ozzy and the chick who transforms!!
  6. Stage Effects? Ozzy lowered in chair on stage!!
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? 2:40 into video!
  8. Storyline? Chick transforms from Shot in the Dark! Sells her soul!
  9. Cool Automobile? Cadillac
  10. Sunglasses? On chick driving Cadillac!
Submitted by: Bear
Pat Benatar's, "Love Is A Battlefield"
  1. Babes? Pat looks sexy enough in this video, but if more is needed, then look at the pack of hookers that she teams up with !
  2. Poofy Hair? The hookers have hair stretched up to the roof.
  3. Torn Clothing? Pat and her hooker friends wear torn clothes. Which is only fitting for a song whose title has "battlefield" in it !
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? The whole rhythm track was produced by a synthesizer. The intro also features an overly-echoed keyboard sound in the background.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Pat goes from the girl next door to a prostitute within four minutes. Ay ay ay !
  6. Stage Effects? Lots of choreography as Pat and her "collegues" start shimmying at men who treat them like, well... whores !
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Wild 80's guitar solo playing as Pat & friends start reacting to the abuse of their clients.
  8. Storyline? Pat runs away from home, leaving her little brother behind, goes to the big and unkind city. She finds nothing welcoming there, so turns to prostitution as a way to survive. Eventually, she grows tired of the abuse and faces the creeps. She finally decides to go back home.
  9. Cool Automobile? Nice scene with Pat riding around the city in a bus, with nobody looking at her. Maybe not cool, but it's still a transport and it is featured prominently.
  10. Sunglasses? Some of the hookers and/or their clients wear sunglasses.
Submitted by: Louis
Pat Benatar's, "We Belong"
  1. Babes? Ummm, the singer. She was quite a babe.
  2. Poofy Hair? Short and somewhat poofy.
  3. Torn Clothing? Nope, just white sheets everywhere.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? negative.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? don't think so.
  6. Stage Effects? THe cliff and the river and the children.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? No, its a slow pretty song, there isn't any need for any ear-candy, shes enough eye-candy.
  8. Storyline? Nope, she just rocks her head and claps with the beat.
  9. Cool Automobile? The song rocks, no need for one.
  10. Sunglasses? I can't picture her in sunglasses.
Submitted by: Mike
Pat Benatar's, "Love Is A Battlefiled"
  1. Babes? Pat herself and some of the background dancers
  2. Poofy Hair? Pat herself and ALL of the background dancers
  3. Torn Clothing? I think every one including Neil got there colthes from the Flashdance/ Cindy Lauper outlet.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Does the drum effects at the start of the song count????
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? I would not bet my life on it, but I think I did see a color change in the torn head set of Pat and some of the dancers
  6. Stage Effects? I saw smoke...and the best part of that was it covered the ugly dancers.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Neil and his Gee-tar...that says it all
  8. Storyline? No one, but not really nessccery in the 80's
  9. Cool Automobile? N/A
  10. Sunglasses? The eye shadow wearn by everyone in the vedio counts as sun block ( meant glasses)
Submitted by: Hunter Clark
Pat Benatar's, "Love is a Battlefield"
  1. Babes? Pat and all the other unfortunate young girls
  2. Poofy Hair? Pat again, especially in the sleazy bar
  3. Torn Clothing? All the girls, they were down on their luck ya know
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? definitely key boards... cheesy? You decide.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? At least twenty:)
  6. Stage Effects? Smoky bar, running lights on stage...
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Needed to effectively dance the pimp down
  8. Storyline? Rebel teen leaves home finds her freedom and the reality of life gets caught up with a super seedy pimp becomes strong and dances her way out of a sticky situation... oh yeah there's a storyline
  9. Cool Automobile? Rides in and out on a bus, lots of city traffic...
  10. Sunglasses? The guy with the red bandanna and no shirt in the park
Submitted by: Rachel Morgan
Phil Collins's, "Against All Odds"
  1. Babes? The woman starring in the movie is pretty hot herself.
  2. Poofy Hair? Phil Collins'!!! LOL!!! Just kidding. The man is great. There has got to be somebody with puffy hair! It's the 80s!!!
  3. Torn Clothing? No. These people are serious.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Just piano. And it ain't cheesy!
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? yeah
  6. Stage Effects? YES!!! Phil Collins is singing through an ancient Mayan mask!!!
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? The drums comming in at the middle of the song. It's not exactly a solo but it's very nice!
  8. Storyline? The Movie.
  9. Cool Automobile? Aha...That Ferrari and that Porsche are very hot i believe!
  10. Sunglasses? The guy driving the Porsche is wearing a pair.
Submitted by: Paul Evereign
Phil Collins's, "Don't lose my number"
  1. Babes? The Babes In the fitness scene, the beach scene, and the Japanese Woman
  2. Poofy Hair? The director who thinks of the western theme
  3. Torn Clothing? most of the people in the "Road Warrior" Scene
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? yes
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Every different idea he has a new costume on
  6. Stage Effects? Fake Blood!
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Guitar Solo
  8. Storyline? Phil Collins Is looking for a music video to go to his latest song
  9. Cool Automobile? The cars in the "Road Warrior" scene
  10. Sunglasses? one of the directors has some on
Submitted by: Justin
Poison's, "Fallen Angel "
  1. Babes? Bobbi Brown, also appeared in "Cherry Pie" by Warrant & "Once Bitten, Twicw Shy" by Great White, but this video probably was her first.
  2. Poofy Hair? Bobbi Brown, Poison, other women
  3. Torn Clothing? Band members of Poison
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? None
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? The clothes Bobbi wore, a bikini, pink dress (Eat your heart out Reese Witherspoon!), etc.
  6. Stage Effects? Camera angles, & a few short scenes in black & white
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Guitar solo
  8. Storyline? A runaway decides to go to L.A. to persue her dream as a model or actress & met a fashion mogul who "discovers" & dated her. She later finds out that he's cheating and leaves him. (And kicked him in the groin!!!)
  9. Cool Automobile? A motorcycle ridden by Bret Micheals & a limo
  10. Sunglasses? None. I think somebody wore them in the background at the club scene.
Submitted by: Music Video Nut
Poison's, "I Want Action"
  1. Babes? There's chicks in the beginning, in the car with Bret...everywhere.
  2. Poofy Hair? It was POISON...everyone had big hair, including the chicks. No open flame near their hair...
  3. Torn Clothing? Torn? Try falling off.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? They were cheesy enough to not have cheesy keyboards.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? My gosh those boys have more clothes than a Goodwill.
  6. Stage Effects? Pyro...pyro...pyro...I think some lime green lights and lazers too.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Of course...C.C. went nuts on that guitar.
  8. Storyline? Getting groupies.
  9. Cool Automobile? Yeah, Bret's in a convertible with two chicks.
  10. Sunglasses? Yup, the big cheap black ones.
Submitted by: Jen Lyons
Prince's, "When Doves Cry"
  1. Babes? Appolonia,I'd do her.
  2. Poofy Hair? Every member of his band has the biggest hair I've ever seen.
  3. Torn Clothing? I believe the girls in his band have torn jeans.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Always keyboards in his videos, not sure if they were cheesy by anyone's definition.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Maybe not a change unless removal of clothing counts.
  6. Stage Effects? Can't recall
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Prince was a fantastic guitar soloist.
  8. Storyline? Boy gets girl, boy loses girl gets her back again blah blah blah.
  9. Cool Automobile? Hot purple motorcycle is a nice rid.e
  10. Sunglasses? You mean the one's Prince wears that are bigger than his whole head practically.
Submitted by: Barb
Prince and the Revolution's, "When Doves Cry"
  1. Babes? There was the co-star in the move and I think her name was Appolonia
  2. Poofy Hair? Prince had the poofy hair style
  3. Torn Clothing? I don't recall any torn clothing in the video
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? There was a cheesy keyboard scene in the video
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? There was several change of clothing. Prince wore the purple and white set and the silver pasley pants, white shirt and wide-brim hat.
  6. Stage Effects? There was a scene where everybody in the band were on stage performing the song and right at the end the painted face appear and a single teardrop falls from the eye
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? The guitar solo was kicking.
  8. Storyline? The video had a storyline because clipping were taken from the movie Purple Rain.
  9. Cool Automobile? The cool vehicle in the video was the motorcycle
  10. Sunglasses? Prince was wearing sunglasses when riding the motorcycle
Submitted by: CJ
Randy Newman's, "I Love LA"
  1. Babes? The "big nasty redhead" riding in the convertible
  2. Poofy Hair? The redhead has poofy hair
  3. Torn Clothing? The punk rockers have torn clothing
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? The band Toto playing on the rooftop of the Shangri La Hotel in Santa Monica while Randy and the redhead are doing the Tango.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? The two main characters don't change their clothing but you do see a lot of interesting clothes as Randy and the redhead cruise the streets of LA from Santa Monica Blvd. (We Love It) to the Valley (We Love It)
  6. Stage Effects? The black and white opening in New York City going in to the colorful quick sequence of people and places in Los Angeles is visually outstanding.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? It may not necessarily be a "wild instrumental" but there is the instrumental where you see the mega-80's group, Toto, playing on the rooftop of the Shangri La in Santa Monica while Randy and the redhead dance the tango.
  8. Storyline? Randy and the redhead leave New York City for a place that's warmer and the people are way more cool. Cruising Los Angeles they see why everyone "loves LA"...."We Love It!"
  9. Cool Automobile? the red 1950's Buick
  10. Sunglasses? Randy and the redhead are wearing sunglasses
Submitted by: Laura Granito
Ratt's, "Lay It Down"
  1. Babes? the girl that grows to be stephen's pearcy's "love"
  2. Poofy Hair? Hey it's RATT !!! .... and the girl in the video has a poofy hairdo too
  3. Torn Clothing? Warren de martini's pants
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? nope.... but is glam rock.....i think it makes for a key board right??
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Steaphen pearcy changes 3 times
  6. Stage Effects? a lot of fog
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Warren de martini's slol in the middle of the song
  8. Storyline? yup.... a little boy at his 7 year party that wants to lay down with this little girl when they grow up
  9. Cool Automobile? ...... nope
  10. Sunglasses? yup.... steaphen pearcy again....
Submitted by: Gilberto Chavez
Rick Astley's, "Never Gonna Give You Up (Rick Roll)"
  1. Babes? Yes.
  2. Poofy Hair? Absolutely. The Rick Roll is very well-known for this.
  3. Torn Clothing? No, but the trench coat is way better!
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? None visible, but clearly audible.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Yes. Rick Ashley changes clothing several times, and wears two different colored trench coats.
  6. Stage Effects? Yes, including fog and moving lights.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Yes, the drum beats at the beginning alert you that you have just been Rick Rolled.
  8. Storyline? Not really, but the video is so repetitive, which makes up for it.
  9. Cool Automobile? No, cool cars are so 2000s.
  10. Sunglasses? Yes. The very large sunglasses that were very popular in the 80s and early 90s.
Submitted by: Alex
Samantha Fox's, "Touch Me"
  1. Babes? Hey man , we're talking about Samantha Fox, the best chest of the 80's!
  2. Poofy Hair? Samantha Fox had poffy hair , and everyone else did too.
  3. Torn Clothing? Samantha had a pair of jeans with holes on the butt
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? The most cheap I've ever heard :)
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? She's not waering the same coat at the end ... i think she is not wearing the same spike high heel boots too..
  6. Stage Effects? There is smoke everywhere !
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? There is a "wild" electric guitar solo!
  8. Storyline? Samantha begins a show and finishes with a man... no ??
  9. Cool Automobile? i don't remember..... maybe
  10. Sunglasses? Yes :) we're talking about Samantha ! :)
Submitted by: super maxxx
Slaughter's, "Fly to the Angels"
  1. Babes? Amelia Earhart??
  2. Poofy Hair? Yep, Mark has that covered
  3. Torn Clothing? Yep on this one too
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Not sure
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Yeah, at least one
  6. Stage Effects? Video was shot in an airplane hanger with lighting effects
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Guitar solo
  8. Storyline? Song was about a dead family member - video about Amelia
  9. Cool Automobile? Planes and an old vintage car
  10. Sunglasses? Yep, during the car scene
Submitted by: Robyn
Slaughter's, "Fly to the Angels"
  1. Babes? Amelia Earhart??
  2. Poofy Hair? Yep, Mark has that covered
  3. Torn Clothing? Yep on this one too
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Not sure
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Yeah, at least one
  6. Stage Effects? Video was shot in an airplane hanger with lighting effects
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Guitar solo
  8. Storyline? Song was about a dead family member - video about Amelia
  9. Cool Automobile? Planes and an old vintage car
  10. Sunglasses? Yep, during the car scene
Submitted by: Robyn
Tears For Fears's, "Everybody Wants to Rule the World"
  1. Babes? The lady who puts on the helmet.
  2. Poofy Hair? The lead singer maybe? The drummer or the guitarist?
  3. Torn Clothing? Umm...maybe not.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? The beginning of the song.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? The lead singer doesn't wear his coat except when he's driving his cool car.
  6. Stage Effects? The light in the background of the stage the band is singing on.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? The excellent ending guitar solo.
  8. Storyline? Umm...the lead singer goes for a drive in his car to someplace. He stops at a phone to make a call.(He dials "Shout" the name of their other #1 hit)he then drives some more and at the end of the video, he asks some guy for directions and then drives off again.
  9. Cool Automobile? YES!! I want that convertible!!!!
  10. Sunglasses? Yes. The lead singer wears them whenever he is outside.
Submitted by: Taylor Green
Tears for Fears's, "Head Over Heals"
  1. Babes? The librarian--not very babalicious, but nevertheless, a babe.
  2. Poofy Hair? Yes. Major teasing action going on with the keyboarding guy.
  3. Torn Clothing? The monkey
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? The guy plays the keyboard with one hand, and the chimpansy helps him
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? I think the monkey changes clothes
  6. Stage Effects? Oh yeah. The part where the library filing cards mysteriously go flying out of their cabinets--cooooooolness prevails!!!!!
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? The keyboard takes on a whole new sound, and reinvents the synthesizer
  8. Storyline? The guy is wooing the nerdy librarian girl who doesn't want to give him the time of day.
  9. Cool Automobile? Uh--oh... well, there could be one in this video, I just can't recall.
  10. Sunglasses? Yeah, the keyboard guy and the monkey put on some ultra-cool shades.
Submitted by: Katie
Thomas Dolby's, "She Blinded Me With Science"
  1. Babes? Miss Sakamoto, you're beautiful!
  2. Poofy Hair? Dolby's hair is something. It might be called poofy.
  3. Torn Clothing? She's wearing a backless dress when they're dancing - it might have been torn?
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Sorry, Dolby's keyboards are not cheesy.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Miss Sakamoto changes from her lab coat to the hot number for the dance.
  6. Stage Effects? Help me out here.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? No, Andy Partridge's harmonica solo is on Europa.
  8. Storyline? Dolby goes to the home for Scientists. Mayhem ensues.
  9. Cool Automobile? Hell yeah - the motorcycle/sidecar thing he drives up in.
  10. Sunglasses? Aviator goggles - one step further.
Submitted by: Lisa
Thomas Dolby's, "She Blinded me With Science"
  1. Babes? Miss Sakamoto
  2. Poofy Hair? Thomas Dolby's hair was always screwed up
  3. Torn Clothing? When he's on the psychiatrist's couch it's rumpled
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? The entire song
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? I think he puts on a trenchcoat, also when he's on the examination table
  6. Stage Effects? They push a guy on a wheelchair in a river (a stunt)
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? There is a small solo
  8. Storyline? T.D. is mystified by a girl that's blinded him with science
  9. Cool Automobile? I think he has a rolls royce at one point, also the wheelchair
  10. Sunglasses? Before he gets in the rolls, he's got shades on
Submitted by: Andy Biestek
Tiffany's, "I Think We're Alone Now"
  1. Babes? Tiffany!!! ( HELLO!!! )
  2. Poofy Hair? Tiffany throughout the whole video
  3. Torn Clothing? I believe some her jean jackets are torn.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? See the video for "Radio Romance"
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Tiffany has at least 4 or 5 different outfits.
  6. Stage Effects? There is a weird camera effect in a portion of the video. Almost like stop motion or something.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? During the breakdown of the song- Tiffany dances wildly on the beach with fans in a totally 80's outfit that should never see the light of day.
  8. Storyline? A basic video log of her now famous 1987 shopping mall tour. She performed at various malls across America & in the U.K.
  9. Cool Automobile? She leans the window of a car.
  10. Sunglasses? Wouldn't be a real 80's video without them!!!
Submitted by: Troy Herman
Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers's, "Don't Come Around Here No More"
  1. Babes? "Alice", of 'Alice In Wonderland', type charcter. Yes, it's another music video based on a fable like Cinderella's "Shake Me".
  2. Poofy Hair? Alice's bangs, Tom Petty (as the Mad Hatter), and the band.
  3. Torn Clothing? None.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Heard on parts of the song. Though not shown.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? The guy with the sitar (sitting on a mushroom) in the start of the video wore a different outfit.
  6. Stage Effects? Visual effects like Tom Petty (as the Mad Hatter) 'shrinking' and the "baby" turning into a pig.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? A guitar solo towards the end of the song.
  8. Storyline? A very surreal take of 'Alice In Wonderland' with a teeny bopper Alice entering the Mad Hatter's tea party. She gets freaked out during parts of the video & turns into a cake during the end. A bit shocking, even for MTV in the mid 1980's.
  9. Cool Automobile? None.
  10. Sunglasses? Tom Petty wears sunglasses through out the video.
Submitted by: Music Video Nut
Toto's, "Africa"
  1. Babes? Yes, in the Library
  2. Poofy Hair? Toto brought on the hairspray!
  3. Torn Clothing? oh yeh
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? At the beginning and for the solo
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Yes, I think, I mean it's told in flashback so the clothing by necesiity changes.
  6. Stage Effects? A whole lot of fades.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Those aforementioned keyboards.
  8. Storyline? A sort of "I dreamt of Africa" story where the world weary traveler reflects on the love he lost in the dark continent. (perhaps the love he lost was the dark continent?)
  9. Cool Automobile? There is some jungle transport and I think there's an airplane. If there isn't an airplane I only remember it because it's in the lyrics, but there had to have been a jeep.
  10. Sunglasses? Again, not so sure, but if you've ever been to Africa then you have to have sunglasses (I always lose at least one pair down there)
Submitted by: Jim Gause
Trans-x's, "Living On Video"
  1. Babes? Backup singer, with big hair.
  2. Poofy Hair? Poofy hair on backup singer. Lotsa hairspray
  3. Torn Clothing? I think the lead vocalist has torn jeans.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Lead vocalist with keytar
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? none noted
  6. Stage Effects? Monitors in background, and a Commodore PET computer. Spandau Ballet's "True" can be seen on one monitor
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Bizarre keyboard instrumental
  8. Storyline? No storyline
  9. Cool Automobile? No vehicle
  10. Sunglasses? No sunglasses
Submitted by: British
Twisted Sister's, "Leader of the pack"
  1. Babes? Heck ya the girl that is playing the part of Dee Sniders girl
  2. Poofy Hair? yeah I think one member has poofy hair in the video
  3. Torn Clothing? no but the other stuff takes place for that
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? i think so either that or it was a bass guitar .
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? yeah on Dee Snider
  6. Stage Effects? yeah car explosion the great use of lighting and the living posters of the band
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? yup guitar
  8. Storyline? yes about a motorcycle gangster guy meets a girl the girl falls for him her parents try to tell her that he is not a good influence for her she continues to go out with him until her father tells her to break up with him and find a new guy the gangster asks why they had to break up but she felt too heartbroken . out of heartbreak she takes the car and goes on a joyride ends up in a wreck and eventually drives off a cliff then the car explodes she is blasted into the air Dee Snider sees her in the air and catches her on the motorbike the girl , dee and the rest of the band drive off
  9. Cool Automobile? YEAH SWEET MOTORCYCLES
  10. Sunglasses? duh at least one member of Twisted Sister wears sweet sunglasses in a video
Submitted by: Nathan
Twisted Sister's, "We're Not Gonna Take It"
  1. Babes? Well the whole group seems to be dressed and make up'd like s.
  2. Poofy Hair? definitely they all have poofy hair, Dee Snider probably has the poofy'est hair that ever lived
  3. Torn Clothing? for sure, once again snider is probably the worst.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? I actually don't think there is a cheesy keyboard in this video.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? How about changing from a kid to Snider?
  6. Stage Effects? smoke, super imposed video clips, the family changing into twisted sister etc.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? guitar solo
  8. Storyline? yes the kid wants to rock, the dad gets mad at him, the kid blasts him out the windo with his guitar, turns into dee snider, the rest of the family turns into the rest of the band, and the continue to blast the dad out of the house.
  9. Cool Automobile? no car or vehicle. sorry.
  10. Sunglasses? yeah I think the bassist has sunglasses... well I know someone does.
Submitted by: Martin
Tyger Wolph's, "Demon Of The Night"
  1. Babes? Samantha Fox
  2. Poofy Hair? Curly Long Dark Brown Hair
  3. Torn Clothing? Pants and Red sweater
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Casio C125
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Blue Jeans and a T-shirt and some others
  6. Stage Effects? Flames all around it with devil like creatures running and walking around
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Black Esp Guitar MH-100 for solid black
  8. Storyline? None
  9. Cool Automobile? Chevy Corvette
  10. Sunglasses? fire in the lens part and lightning shooting above me
Submitted by: Ryan Duniven
Van Halen's, "Hot For Teacher "
  1. Babes? Hot teacher that is The point of the song.
  2. Poofy Hair? 80's metal need i say more
  3. Torn Clothing? Once again 80's metal need i say more
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? no
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? 80's metal need i say more
  6. Stage Effects? nope
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Van Halen guitar great solos in library
  8. Storyline? He's hot for teacher
  9. Cool Automobile? Totally cool car at the end
  10. Sunglasses? Of course
Submitted by: Ubbermann
Van Halen's, "Hot For Teacher"
  1. Babes? Oh yeah, all the teachers look like centerfold models.
  2. Poofy Hair? Yeah all the teachers as well as Diamond Dave himself and especially the bored blonde girl chewing gum sitting in class.
  3. Torn Clothing? Yes some of the band members sport torn workout gear
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Dont think so.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? A few as I recall: the band wears its spandex and leather to cuts where they are wearing red tuxedos.
  6. Stage Effects? Yes they turn the classroom to looking like a strip club.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Eddie's guitar solo while walking down the tables in the school library. Great work from the virtuoso himself in his prime. Alex has a wild drum solo at the beginning of the song too.
  8. Storyline? The continuing story of the geek named "Waldo" and how VH changes school from a bore into a major party. They also show what happens to everyone after they graduate
  9. Cool Automobile? Oh yeah, there is a hot rod Dave peels out and drives away in at the end of the video.
  10. Sunglasses? Yes all band members wear shades.
Submitted by: Jeff
Warrant's, "Cherry Pie"
  1. Babes? Yeah!!!
  2. Poofy Hair? Lots of it too!!!
  3. Torn Clothing? I think so, and if there aint, then there oughta be.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? I'm not sure. There could be some mixed into the music but I'm really not sure.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Don't know
  6. Stage Effects? A piece of cherry pie is dropped in the babes lap (nice view)
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Guitar and Drums!!!
  8. Storyline? uhhh.....
  9. Cool Automobile? Not sure
  10. Sunglasses? Maybe
Submitted by: Brandon
Warrant's, "Cherry Pie"
  1. Babes? The girl dancing with the chair
  2. Poofy Hair? Hello, Warrant!!!!!!!!!
  3. Torn Clothing? Wouldn't be warrant without it.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? I don't know on this one but I am pretty sure it meets the criteria.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Hello, Warrant!!!!!!!!!!!!
  6. Stage Effects? Light, explosions.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Warrant, need I say more.
  8. Storyline? He wants her but she is a little wild. He gets her.
  9. Cool Automobile? Driving down the road singing.
  10. Sunglasses? Yes, If the band doesn't wear them she does.
Submitted by: Heather Eversole
Warrant's, "Cherry Pie"
  1. Babes? Bobbie Brown
  2. Poofy Hair? Ugh your kidding right? Jani Lane had blonde aqua netted to the extreme hair
  3. Torn Clothing? Hmm.. leather torn at knee (some of us pay very close attention)
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? They aren't known for keyboard player but in middle of song
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? From black leather to white leather both outfits have studs up and down the seams
  6. Stage Effects? Pyro, Lasers, you name it
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? we talking 80's hair metal? ah yeah
  8. Storyline? Dude at girlfriends how "swinging with her" and end of song "dady walks in standing 6'4" saying you aint gonna swing with my daughta no more"
  9. Cool Automobile? Hmm fire truck, whatever convertable Bobbie Brown was sitting on
  10. Sunglasses? Bobbie Brown was wearing a pair with her leather get up
Submitted by: anna
Warrent's, "Cherry Pie"
  1. Babes? Well, the girl's pretty hot, and the blonde dude's pretty nice, too. Actually, at one point I mixed the two of them up!
  2. Poofy Hair? The budget for the video was wasted on hair spray!
  3. Torn Clothing? I think Billie, "the chick," had half a shirt on, and ripped jeans for guys was an eighties staple
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Hell, Warrent WAS CHEESY!!! Does anyone have any crackers?
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? I'm pretty sure after the chick got all wet from being hosed down, then she put some real clothes on! Although, it may have been more ripped clothes.
  6. Stage Effects? Does sucking on cherries count?
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? The fact that they actually managed to write a whole song is pretty amazing, no one wants to hear what they would have done if they were creative.
  8. Storyline? A girl is hot.
  9. Cool Automobile? She's laying all over a nice red one. Of course, it would have been more eighties if they had added in some "vroom vroom" sound affects. HA!
  10. Sunglasses? Who cares? There was a REALLY HOT, WET CHICK SUCKING ON CHERRIES!!!
Submitted by: Angelica
Wham's, "I'm your man"
  1. Babes? Well - George Michael surely (Oh alright, there's chicks dancing around also)
  2. Poofy Hair? Again George (On his head and his chest!)
  3. Torn Clothing? I'm sure I spotted a few ripped jeans in the audience (maybe)
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Yep. Actually the whole band looks pretty cheesy. And far too cheerful for their own good.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Yes - Gerorge and Andrew have different clothes on when they are outside selling tickets to their own show (oh the humour of it all!)
  6. Stage Effects? Not that I can think of. George's hairspray?
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Not really - just a bit of a sax thing happening.
  8. Storyline? George and Andy are trying to sell tickets to their show and then they get ticked off and can't be bothered. Then they go and do the show. That's Pulitzer stuff right there!
  9. Cool Automobile? Nope - none to be seen. They probably caught the bus or got a lift home with some floozy.
  10. Sunglasses? I don't think so. They're prancing about in a dark nightclub so sunglasses would be too pretentious even for them.
Submitted by: Sam
Wham!'s, "Club Tropicana"
  1. Babes? The pool is full of them, and they have those 2 chicks (the blonde and black ones) that seem to be in all their videos.
  2. Poofy Hair? All the chicks by the pool have it.
  3. Torn Clothing? George and Andrew seem to be wearing some ripped up jean shorts
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Of course!
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? George goes shirtless for awhile, and does change his shorts, and gets all dressed up toward the end
  6. Stage Effects? Not much, seems to be a little fog around the pool lagoon
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? That piano/saxophone mix
  8. Storyline? I would say so, it really follows the lyrics well
  9. Cool Automobile? They drive in a dune buggy at the start, and end with an airplane.
  10. Sunglasses? The pool is full of them, and they have those 2 chicks (the blonde and black ones) that seem to be in all their videos.0
Submitted by: Eric H
Wham!'s, "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
  1. Babes? The crowd is full of them, plus a few dancers are kinda hot. I'm sure many think George is too.
  2. Poofy Hair? Ooo, I don't think anyone has short hair here, not sure if i'd call it poofy, but I guess it is.
  3. Torn Clothing? Not much, but George does wear those infamous ripped yellow gloves
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Compared to most Wham! songs, not really, but that fake organ sound creeps in, so yes.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? TONS of THEM, George morphs from that "Choose Life" shirt to that neon crap, most notably.
  6. Stage Effects? Another plethora of them, seem to use a ton of flipping, boxy effects, plus the day-glo scene and those crappy zoom-ups.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? That saxophone/organ solo, it's pretty wild, I think.
  8. Storyline? I don't think so, unless the "concert" itself counts.
  9. Cool Automobile? Again, not really, but it looks like George appears on stage by falling from below
  10. Sunglasses? The crowd is full of them, plus a few dancers are kinda hot. I'm sure many think George is too.0
Submitted by: Eric H
Whitesnake's, "Still of the Night"
  1. Babes? tawny kitaen...megababe!!!!
  2. Poofy Hair? we are talking about whitesnake.....but check out one of the guitarist (vivian campbell) and the drumer......terrible hair!!!!.
  3. Torn Clothing? with all the shaking and dancing the band probably kill a few pants (specially that blond guitar player adrian vandenberg)
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? those keyboards helfway into the song are amazing!!!!
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? .....you're kidding right? .....
  6. Stage Effects? ....those are cheesy, not the keyboards...
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? vandemberg's doing the keyboards....on the guitar....like he's playing a violin...???????
  8. Storyline? in the still of the night.
  9. Cool Automobile? none , just coverdale in a garage.
  10. Sunglasses? tawny's were too big.....the glasses....
Submitted by: Mogar
Whitesnake's, "Is This Love"
  1. Babes? Absolutely!Tawny Kitaen!!!
  2. Poofy Hair? Probably the band with the members' poofiest hair ever!!!Including the red-haired hottie Tawny!
  3. Torn Clothing? hmmm...nah.I don't think so.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Nope,not at all.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Yes.David changes at least twice.So does Tawny.:)
  6. Stage Effects? Water,smoke,wind..yep!
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Very "romantic" guitar solo I'd say.
  8. Storyline? Yes,very romantic I think.And all those dancess in front of David's bed and the incredible kiss..A great love story between a real man and a beautiful video babe!:)
  9. Cool Automobile? A Jaguar in the end of the video.
  10. Sunglasses? none
Submitted by: Whitey
Whitesnake's, "Here I Go Again"
  1. Babes? The redhead B-movie actress Tawny Kitaen. Now the ex-Mrs. Chuck Finley.
  2. Poofy Hair? Tawny and lead vocalist David Coverdale actually compete for the poofiest hair.
  3. Torn Clothing? I think Tawny wears some.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? The intro to the song has keyboards.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Coverdale changes at least twice. Tawny also changes twice.
  6. Stage Effects? Lots of fog when Tawny is stretching herself out on the hoods of the Jaguars.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? The song has a big guitar solo.
  8. Storyline? Tawny and David are crusing around town getting each other turned on and eventually are about to get it on in the backseat as the video ends.
  9. Cool Automobile? a couple of Jaguars
  10. Sunglasses? only thing this video is missing
Submitted by: Jeff
Whitesnake's, "Still of the Night"
  1. Babes? Tawny Kitaen
  2. Poofy Hair? The band and Tawny they all had poofy hair.
  3. Torn Clothing? the band had ripped t shirts on
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? no
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? yes both Tawny and David change clothes several times
  6. Stage Effects? the lighting on stage and all the smoke when Tawny is walking on the side walk
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Oh yes a very cool long guitar solo.
  8. Storyline? David wants a piece David gets a piece.
  9. Cool Automobile? yup
  10. Sunglasses? Tawny has em on when the camera gets the close up on her she takes em off and gives a look of disgust.
Submitted by: sharon
Whitesnake's, "Here I Go Again"
  1. Babes? Yes, Tawny Kitaen.
  2. Poofy Hair? Everyone in Whitesnake AND Tawny Kitaen.
  3. Torn Clothing? Of course. It *was* Whitesnake.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? The intro is cheesy keyboard.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Several. Tawny changes a couple times as well.
  6. Stage Effects? Pyrotechnics on the "stage".
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Ha! Yes, guitar solo that really goes on too long.
  8. Storyline? Hmmm. I'd say the storyline is that he's tired of being lonely, and er..Lead Singer guy and Tawny are happy and in love (and have a penchant for making out in a car while it's moving). He's not lonely anymore!
  9. Cool Automobile? Tawny Kitaen does cartwheels and writhes and bends all over two Mercedes Benzes.
  10. Sunglasses? I'm *fairly* sure someone had some on, I'm thinking the lead singer.
Submitted by: Maria
Y Kant Tori Read's, "The Big Picture"
  1. Babes? Tori Amos and the background dancers (note: Y Kant Tori Read were Tori's band back in 1988 when she was new to the music business)
  2. Poofy Hair? Yeah, it was '88, and Tori had terribly poofy hair =)
  3. Torn Clothing? She wears torn jeans
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Oh yeah, the whole song has some cheesy keyboards!
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? In the first scene Tori wears a green sexy top, in another one she has a white dress
  6. Stage Effects? One word: smoke
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? The piano solo =)
  8. Storyline? Tori had parked her car on some wrong place. When she came back, she recognized someone had broken the window of her car and the person had stolen stuff as well. A policeman came along and gave her a parking ticket, but she didn't accept it because she wanted to him to catch the thief. (D'awwwww, poor Tori!)
  9. Cool Automobile? The car with the broken window XD
  10. Sunglasses? The policeman wears some
Submitted by: Jane
ZZ Top's, "Legs"
  1. Babes? The star and her friends, whicj transform her from nerd to babe!
  2. Poofy Hair? The girls (and the guys' beards!!!!)
  3. Torn Clothing? I guess there's some
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Al over the song, the backbone is a cheesy synth!
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? The girls change clothes LOTS of times!
  6. Stage Effects? Car disappearing in the end!
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Mmm, does that cheesy kb count?
  8. Storyline? A nerdy girls gets bothered by everyone until some hot chicks somet o the rescue and turm her into a hottie too!
  9. Cool Automobile? Yep, THE COOLEST CAR OF THE 80s!!!!!
  10. Sunglasses? The band and some other guys!
Submitted by: Jorge
Zodiac Mind Warp's, "Prime Mover"
  1. Babes? Oh yeah!! Nuns turned into hot hotties!!
  2. Poofy Hair? Of course, it was the eighties
  3. Torn Clothing? Every one in some shape or form.. or was it just manky??
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Nope, sorry.. they were Eavy Metol
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? The girls changed from nuns to mmm (drool).. yeah there was clothes changes
  6. Stage Effects? Explosions etc etc
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Of course, all eavy metol bands had a solo!
  8. Storyline? Yeah, nuns need to be changed in to hot babes.. simple but effective
  9. Cool Automobile? Cant remember, a space ship springs to mind.. tis been a while since seen
  10. Sunglasses? Again, of course, eavy metol regulations!
Submitted by: Jason
a-ha's, "Take On Me"
  1. Babes? There's a daydreaming girl who gets caught up in the animation.
  2. Poofy Hair? I'd say Pal (the drummer) had the poofy hair thing going on.
  3. Torn Clothing? Hmmm... not sure about that one. Maybe during the fight sequence.
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Major keyboard sequences, so there had to be a bit cheese in there somewhere.
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Morten loses his leather jacket while hallway-bouncing into the real world. Does that count?
  6. Stage Effects? Flashy, stobing animation throughout.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? The syth bridges are pretty wild.
  8. Storyline? Definite storyline, as hero and heroine meet, and then have to escape angry biker dudes.
  9. Cool Automobile? There's motorcyle racing.
  10. Sunglasses? Well, one biker dude has a visor or goggles that get smashed.
Submitted by: Mark
cinderella's, "nobody's fool"
  1. Babes? the new "cinderella" babe with light brown hair,and the step sisters
  2. Poofy Hair? the band and the "cinderella" vixen
  3. Torn Clothing? sort of, they have lots of stuff hanging off of their clothes
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? no
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? 2! at the beginning the step-sisters change into their clock hats and poofy polka-dotted skirts, then later the vixen has a "transformation" on her bed into a plain "wholesome" white dress.
  6. Stage Effects? newspaper falling from the ceiling the entire time, the wardrobe "transformation" with gold sparkles and blue light.
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? guitar solo
  8. Storyline? the step-sisters are following the band. the cinderella vixen is watching the band play but leaves as the clock hits 12. she goes home and is depressed...then has a transformation and runs back to the band...at the end they are meeting fans and she gets Tom Keifer's autograph. they exchange glances like "don't i know you"...and the step-sisters are shut out of the limo
  9. Cool Automobile? polka-dottd hot pink volkswagon, and a limo
  10. Sunglasses? step sisters in the beginning of the video
Submitted by: amanda daley
men at work's, "down under"
  1. Babes? The breakfast girl.
  2. Poofy Hair? Big bar tender guy has poofy hair, and
  3. Torn Clothing? The tempting guy with slak jaw
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? Yes through out the song
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? Yeah change a few times
  6. Stage Effects? Walking through the desert
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? Yicked flute solo
  8. Storyline? Yes the song follow the story line
  9. Cool Automobile? Awesome hippie bus
  10. Sunglasses? The one guy wears them the hole video
Submitted by: preston larsen
white lion's, "radar love"
  1. Babes? two. a red-head and a blonde
  2. Poofy Hair? the band, and the red-head
  3. Torn Clothing? the red-headed waitress has ripped jeans, various band members also
  4. Cheesy Keyboards? no
  5. At Least One Change of Clothing? yes, the drummer, etc
  6. Stage Effects? not really
  7. Wild Instrumental solo? vitto's loud awesome guitar solo and car noises
  8. Storyline? the band is playing at a yucky bar/diner. the babe waitress is miserable with a fat disgusting boss. she basically implies "screw her job" and tosses her apron and starts dancing to the band, and flirting with mike and vitto. throughout the band is being chased on the road by cops. the other hotter blonde babe helps the drummer work on his car so he can escape the police.
  9. Cool Automobile? various cars and motorcycles
  10. Sunglasses? vitto for sure
Submitted by: amanda